Real Life common enemies

No bosses.

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>Real life musou

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The fuck's going on here?

I ran into a skunk once when I was coming home from buying DQ11S, it was dark and I didn't see him on the sidewalk. I had to back off until he decided to fuck off but not before he pointed his ass at me, little prick.

No picture but does that count? I just felt like telling this story.

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you wanted your offtopic thread you got your offtopic thread
so tell us the story

It's a China thing you wouldn't understand.

When you just want to sell real estate in kamurocho this always happens

Triad

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>common

Oh. God. No...

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the fuck is this

>Enemies are tameable.

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A shadow man

>Enemies are also rapeable

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>prohibits the feeding of alligators
why? if i can throw a body to an alligator i'm only feeding it

I love being able to tame enemies.

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I keep seeing this, how is this possible ?

>enemy is recruitable

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They train it

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>huging your dinner

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Same.

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being kind to animals tenderizes the meat, user

Aren't thier tounges rough as sandpaper?

>Enemies can easily blend in the environment.

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>enemy gets a cool intro cutscene and title card the first time you fight one

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>Enemies are easily defeated after defeating the summoner

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>enemies only attack one at a time

ha ha look at him go
woah

Why is this written like some sort of bizarre joke? That aside can a lobster really fuck up your ankles that badly?

I think Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe is just a joke account.

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That's not a common enemy, that's an enemy who's so rare people think it's existence is a myth

the FUCK is that?

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dude is an animal

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What's the story behind this? Did he poo in loo?

A sea urchin probably... yeah those guys have mouths.

MW3

>enemy can mutate into something more powerful

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That's the mouth of a sea urchin

>Enemy level is clearly below your level

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How about a crew of midbosses? Raptor is the pleb filter.

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Did he break his neck?

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Why does the water get so brown?

a sea urchin, they're not as scary as this picture makes them out to be, part of my job is sticking a pair of scissors in that mouth and opening them up so people can scoop up and eat their insides
grabbing one wrong in a hurry and getting pricked under your fingernail fucking sucks

Because they are evil ducks.

>Different groups of enemies attacks eachother

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>when you fail at hacking

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Wish I could hate you to death.

HE CAN'T BREAVE!

Does anyone else think everything up to before he starts dancing feels like it's /x/ material? The zoom-in. The uncanniness. He's like he's about to jump you, but instead just starts groovin'.

How fucking dumb do you have to be tospit on him, as if he coud defeat that big nigger by by being a fat manlet

Is this the British version of Gangs of New York?

because they were probably fucking around looking for something to eat in the ground

sleeper hold

Rougher.
Cheetahs can lick the fur off a wildebeast.

>Enemy is a summoner

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I can hear the ENGURLUND

thotmancer

>fighting the first boss again with a late game build

hey small fry!

it's a comfort chicken.
That's a real thing and it's for autists who are scared of 4 legged animals which is common enough to warrant the creation of comfort chickens.