LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

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nah it possible

Dude if I can beat it, so can you. Don't puss out. I'm not even a particularly good player.

>literally, not figuratively, just press jump a couple times in a row
>there is no other attack pattern
>just press jump
I don't understand people who bitch about this fight. All you need to do is not panic and then it wins itself.

There's a speedrun category for beating all bosses with 0 hits, default weapon and no specials, so yeah, git gud.
It's called hater% btw

If you take 5 seconds to figure it out, you can get the die to land on whatever you want, every time.

>Speedrunning

Yikes and cringe

A NICE BRAWL AND THEN SOME

These guys fuck my ass every time

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>Tfw no Cala Maria gf

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Post rare Carla Marias

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IIIIIIIII'M MR KING DICE
I'M THE GAMEST IN THE LAND

Git gud, faggot

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literally you suck

only hard because you need to do a 10 minute mini boss rush between every attempt
Satan was easier because you can just fucking fight him without fucking around beating up world 1 boss rejects

Just get enough air so that when the pink card comes marching out you have that vital split second to adjust your jump.

I literally did it on my first try KEK.

I did your mom on my first try

Actually OP, you're right. That die is literally impossible. Is it constantly changing faces? It should be like 1,2,3,1.

>only time the game forces you to parry
>you'll probably have 2 or less hearts by the time you get to him
>little space to learn, you die and have to fight at least 3 other retards again

It's not impossible but is the most frustrating and annoying part of the entire game.

is this game actually good? from what i read this game focuses mostly on boss fights. does it get repetitive after awhile? does it not have enough normal levels?

No, they're all so imaginative it never gets dull, plus there are a good few run 'n' gun missions to break up the boss fights.

there are 6 levels and 19 main bosses, the bosses are further split between normal platforming fights and airplane shoot-em-up fights

>actually good?
It's good but simplistic and a tad overrated.
>does it get repetitive after awhile?
It's short, sono, not really.

At least he's not the fucking Robot.

>He actually used the smoke bomb

Literally fucking faggot normie tier if you used it. I hundred percented the entire game, top ranks, all cheevos, and never used the faggot smoke bomb. Anyone who does is a complete cuck.

Look at this twin heart using faggot lmao

Stay mad gay bowser

Apparently your retarded ass can't read, I got top ranks in every fight, meaning I couldn't take any damage, so I never used twin hearts. I used Coffee whetstone and sugar since the health upgrades are meaningless

Git filtered.

My old and fat ass could beat this, you're probably disabled.

>Thinks he's good because he used the weapon switch glitch