For me, it's Eleanor Williams

>literally drops everything to accompany her gf of a few days on a suicide revenge mission over a guy she barely knew
based
>does it while pregnant
cringe
>saves Ellie's life like a goddamn action hero
based
>is a Jewish supremacist
cringe
>raises the baby well
based
>tells Tommy to fuck off
cringe
>tells Ellie to fuck off
based

I've never been more conflicted about a character in my life.

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I can't believe people don't think she's cute man. I would fucking kill for a GF that looked like her.

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Tomboys don't exist in real life, user. They're literally all lesbians.

...

She's a lesbian, meaning she literally doesn't exist

Based. I would too. She's so perfect.

The duality of man

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-Tomboys are based
-Ellie's not a tomboy

For me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

well the ideal scenario would be in that chapter where joel is injured and she's vulnerable. carefully approach her and tell her there's a safe place for both of them and there's food and antibiotics. persuade her to bring joel to the place, put him under sedatives and tell ellie joel's been injured too long and he's now in a vegetative state. he's still alive but only as long as he's hooked up to the machine that only I own and can maintain. then the training can begin from there. she's alone, she needs help and I have the capacity and resources which she doesn't. that creates dependance.

a perfect starting point.

then I tell her I've something to show her, something that could save humanity. I take her to the bunker underneath and unveil the lab equipments, some petri dishes, cultures, and microscopic images. A potential vaccine to corticept that's been ravaging through the human race. her face is stricken with awe. she suddenly feels the hope racing through her bloodstream.

there I simply lay shit down. tell her I've been sitting in this bunker developing this vaccine alone and I could use some 'assistance' from her. she's been through a lot and she catches the whiff of where the conversation is going. she asks 'what do you want me to do' and I tell her 'undress yourself'. she looks at me with anger in her eyes 'are you fucking serious? world's going to shit and you have a potential solution to everything that's been happening and you're using it to get into my pants?' 'that's the gist of it.' 'I....' 'your buddy's life also depends on how willing you are. I'd be quick about it' 'fuck... you're gonna fucking regret this.' 'we'll see'

mmmmm yisss

she seems flustered. she's seen people die, killed some and literally been through hell but never once had she chance to explore her more sensual side. I sit on a chair and tell her to kneel down in front of me.

'have you had sex before?'

'uhhh, no.'

I look at her with puzzled look in my eyes and she catches it.

'I mean, I've peeked at a dude next to my window masturbating... and picked up some magazines off the ruins at the city limit, but no, nothing like it.'

'okay then, start by unzipping me.'

'why don't you unzip yourself'

'because it's not s... alright whatever.' I unzip hastily and whip out my smelly cock that's been rather cheesing out under my unwashed, bunker tested underwear. ellie is visibly upset, but not in a disgusted way, but rather in a -oh my god- way.

at this point, I have a full, raging boner just from thinking about potentially fucking a prepubescent, sleek, slender and yet fantastically attractive teenage girl - and to top it off, a bit of precum at the tip of the head. she slowly inches her head towards the dick with youthful curiosity and lifts her right index finger towards the honeydue that is my precum.

'it's sticky' says ellie as she curiously plays with my precum between her thumb and index finger.

'lick it' I say it abruptly with a stern voice. I want this shit get going without any further delay.

ellie looks up at me like I'm crazy. I also match her look by trying to look as serious as possible. a couple seconds pass by and she makes a grunting noise as she opens her mouth.

'ahhhhhhhh' 'uhhhhhhhhhh' 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' a series of weird noise seeps out from ellie's mouth while she's turning and rotating her head as she's trying to figure out -how- to suck a cock.

'okay man, how do I do this? just put it in my mouth? do I hum or something?'

'oh for god's sake, ellie. SUCK IT. SUCK IT LIKE A LOLLIPOP'

'I never had a lollipop.'

'hnngggg. OKAY. like a fuckin'.... just lick it with your tongue.'

'alright, alright. geez. mr. perv's getting impatient.'

She finally dashes forward with her tongue and I can now feel a tiny tongue running up and down the shaft of my dick. she's terrible at it, but it's something.

after a minute or two, now I'm dripping with precum. It's definitely sexy and horny and all that shit, but she's just licking the shaft with tip of her tongue. she can do better.

'now try sucking it'

she stops licking as I vocalize myself and looks up briefly.

ellie asks 'like, put it in my mouth and shit?' 'yes' '...okay man'

ellie opens her tiny mouth like a kitten yawning and slowly puts my dick in her mouth. Her mouth is way too tiny so she ends up just nomming on the tip. This however definitely gets the sensation going considering I've been in the bunker for god knows how many years.

as I was just beginning to enjoy the whole fucking in the mouth thing she backs off, gagging a bit. she spits out and complains.

'hey, that weird liquid thing coming out of your dick's fucking salty man. can you stop that?'

'what? no I can't stop my precum. just drink it. it's harmless'

'but it's disgusting' ellie protests with contempt

'it's not.'

'yes it is'

'this is pointless. undress yourself.'

'no fucking way man'

'or you can keep sucking my cock'

'...' she shuts up. seeing how little choice she has, ellie gets up and starts unbuttoning her top.

I lean back slightly and casually throws a comment at her ' just the bottom. keep the top on'

she does as I say. she's still got that long jacket on with the red hoody underneath. her bottom is undressed with nothing but a dirty, old girl's panties. God knows how long ago it was washed. It's got that all yellow stain and shit and doesn't look hygienic. doesn't smell much better, but hell, a 14yo girl's pussy is a 14yo girl's pussy.

'now lay down on the table and spread your legs.'

she timidly approaches, gets up and proceeds to open her legs to present herself to me. I accept her offer by grabbing both ends of her underwear with tip of my fingers and just lifting it up enough to liberate her crotch from evil occupation of bacteria infested, smelly old underwear.

as I was just beginning to enjoy the whole fucking in the mouth thing she backs off, gagging a bit. she spits out and complains.

'hey, that weird liquid thing coming out of your dick's fucking salty man. can you stop that?'

'what? no I can't stop my precum. just drink it. it's harmless'

'but it's disgusting' ellie protests with contempt

'it's not.'

'yes it is'

'this is pointless. undress yourself.'

'no fucking way man'

'or you can keep sucking my cock'

'...' she shuts up. seeing how little choice she has, ellie gets up and starts unbuttoning her top.

I lean back slightly and casually throws a comment at her ' just the bottom. keep the top on'

she does as I say. she's still got that long jacket on with the red hoody underneath. her bottom is undressed with nothing but a dirty, old girl's panties. God knows how long ago it was washed. It's got that all yellow stain and shit and doesn't look hygienic. doesn't smell much better, but hell, a 14yo girl's pussy is a 14yo girl's pussy.

'now lay down on the table and spread your legs.'

she timidly approaches, gets up and proceeds to open her legs to present herself to me. I accept her offer by grabbing both ends of her underwear with tip of my fingers and just lifting it up enough to liberate her crotch from evil occupation of bacteria infested, smelly old underwear.

to my satisfaction the skin underneath all that foulness is a perfectly pink, virginal pussy. there's a whiff of stench in the air but nothing a bunker dwelling hermit can't withstand.


this is on. without hesitation, I dig under her still-on panties and go straight to the vagina. as I land a touch-down, she winces and closes her eyes, while her body jerks slightly in surprise. I am totally licking her inside out. there's a small muff of hair befitting of a 14yo but mostly the the grass is not on the field.

her flavor is just fantastic. sweat, urine, and years of water unavailability and world devastation. I can feel her in my hand breathing in and out heavily although she's trying to hide it desperately. she is so young but her body is so mature.

I fucking dig in further in ecstacy. put my tongue in, twirl it around, play with her clit and etc etc.

after few minutes, I feel her body violently shake as she screams out something inaudible as if I just mauled a dog in the head with a hammer. Fucking crazy, but you can feel she loved it.

I let her lay on her back, resting for few minutes as I take my pants off for the space docking. I'm the fucking soyuz and she's the goddamn ISS.

I approach her with my full boner and no pants thingy. She looks down, sees what's going on but there's not much reaction. She's seen pretty bad shit in her life and my zombie walk of pants on my ankle is the least of her horrors.


So, on the table, still with her undie halfway on. I take that shit off and adjust my dick with my right hand. she's winced her eyes closed and preparing herself for impact.

As I inch closer and closer the time feels as if it's slowing down almost to infinity.

but suddenly I feel something - or someone approaching behind me. It can't be. I definitely heard something audible. But he was on a sedative. I'm pretty sure that dude's knocked down and pretty much gone for few days. I gradually look over my shoulder in fucking terror.

But then there was nothing. Just some lap equipments and stuff. Ellie speaks with puzzled look on her face

'uh... hey? is this still happening?' there's almost an anticipation in her voice. shit, she want's my D.

'yeah, yeah. of course' and I place the tip of my dick on her tiny slit now wet with her previous orgasm.

finally after all that fuss, I push my self in.

Abandon all hope

'owww...' she silently lets out a half scream and half moan as I push my limp dick into her inch by inch. a whole 2 inches of it. it gets bigger when it's a full boner though.

then I notice a small droplets of blood streaming out of her vagina. yup. she's definitely a virgin. life in the world where human race is reduced to just surviving pretty much means that young people are either dead or virgin. I was lucky enough to catch a virgin one. Not that dead ones are difficult to catch, but there's no fuck value in them.

so as I slide my self in awkwardly, my boner again, reaches its full potential. ellie definitely feels this and is discomforted by it. my dick may be small but to a 14yo, my dick's a nigger dick. one of many advantages of pedophilia.

now that I have fully inserted my self, the pumping starts. she's really really tight so the whole motion is more or less my dick getting stuck in her vagina, and I'm just pushing and pulling her tiny body up and down like 2 dogs finished mating and connected dick-to-vag. But still, there's a small amount of friction and that's enough to get me going.

ellie meanwhile is making faces like jim carrey in pain, going from one emotion to the next. she's in pain one second, and weird pleasure in the other. It's rather distracting, but holy fuck, I'm fucking a 14yo girl IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. I'd be lucky to see another human being in the next 6 months or so and I'm fucking a 14yo virgin girl who can very well turn around the next second and slit my throat.

she starts breathing heavily again, god bless girls and their multiple orgasm, and also I start breathing heavily. we're in sync. we're connected. I am at peace. I feel like one with the universe, or at least one with a 14yo.

few seconds, minutes pass by as we gradually reach towards orgasm. not there quite yet, but I feel as if I'm about to burst any seconds and then suddenly-

'holy fuck joel no!' ellie screams

in my goddamn fucking horror, I twist my body as quicly as possible to clear my vision towards the direction of my blind spot. I was expecting the worst.

but still nothing

'ellie what the fuck was that? why did you scream joel?' I shouted at her with feelings of slight betrayal and confusion. Mostly confusion.

'I just came! I... think?' ellie spoke softly from top of her breath, letting out heavy sighs between words, sweating profusely.

'well, why the fuck did you scream that dude's name? and why did you say NO?'

'hey man, I don't fucking know! Something just came over me and all shaky and stuff. don't shout at me'

'oh, jesus. that almost gave me a heartattack. oh look. I don't have a boner anymore'

if you could see ellie's expression as I said that, then you'd say she was definitely feeling sorry. she's petting my head and shit like I was a cute puppy.

'hey I can try to suck your cock again if you wa-HOLY SHIIT JOEL NO'

'haha got you!' ellie exploded with laughter, kicking her legs up and down while holding her stomach.

I'm drenched in fucking sweat. this girl's playing me for fool. she knows too well of my fear of that man in slumber. if that man ever woke up and learned of what I've done to his precious, that man will destroy me and I will not find a single atom of my former self. I haven't even cum yet and I feel that I will never orgasm unless I rid of that man.

'does joel scare you that much, old man? I thought you said he was in some vegetable stain or something'

'well it's called vegetative state and... well I'm not done cumming all over you. come here' I spoke, annoyed. I sit on the previous blowjob station as I wait for ellie to make her approach. she feels much more comfortable now and even slightly jumpy -in a cheery way.

'nom' I didn't even tell her to do much and now she's making the initiative. before I had the chance to say or do anything she immediately noms on my limp dick and starts sucking it - albeit in a shitty way. although now my dick should probably taste like my smell dick plus her smelly vagina. well, she's breathed her lung full of corpse mushrooms so I guess this isn't that disgusting in comparison.

even with the threat of possible joel incursion tickling the back of my neck, 14yo blowjob on my dick is too great of a sight to forego. I let myself go once again and immerse into the moment.

ellie's licking, sucking, shaft, the tip - her technique is lacking but she's fucking eager. maybe giving her 2 orgasms few minutes apart awoke something in her. anyway she's going full force at my cock and I'm starting to feel good again.

'hey... hey, I think I'm about to come'

'go ahead' she speaks softly with excited anticipation. she briefly looks up at me as she jerks me off with her tiny hands.

'can you swallow it?' 'uh... I can try I guess?'

It's happening. I can feel my dick starting to throb. she cups the tip of my dick with her no-longer-virgin mouth tightly as I feel my spirit bomb transfer from my balls to my dick hole. It's about to burst and totally frigging I'm goku, she's frieza.

THROB THROB THROB cum squirts out of my dick and ellie's cheeks shook as her mouth filled up. she doesn't like the taste, but dutifully drinks it. some drops fall out from the side of her mouth but she licks it clean with her hand. she's a good girl as she should be.

From that day on, I keep on using sedative on joel to keep him asleep, but increase the dose a bit by bit. ellies patience ultimately grows thin and joel ultimately never wakes from his deep sleep due to increased dosage. she is definitely devastated by joel's death, but at that point I have already replaced joel as her primary guardian.

of course, all the while having sex with her every fucking hour of every day. joel never taught her that and it's clear ellie loves this new guardian and child relationship. months pass by, I keep working on the vaccine project (using my blood, because naturally I'm also immune - because it's my fantasy, motherfuckers) and ultimately the working vaccine is developed. I did that all the while getting blown by fucking fantastic, beautiful and foul mouthed yet completely lovable 14yo lover.

I could mass produce the vaccine and give the gift to the world but at what cost? The world's already in deep shit and not like having no zombies will ever reverse the course of history. Ellie, while conflicted, ultimately agrees with my decision and we retreat back into the bunker where we fuck and suck all day long. She later gets pregnant and has a child after long, difficult 9 months. Obviously I will also raise that child for my own pleasure as I did with ellie, because I AM THE KING IN THIS WORLD.

fin

Ellie simply NEEDS kisses plastered all over her face

ELEANOR RIGBY, PICKS UP THE RICE FROM THE CHURCH WHERE HER WEDDING HAD BEEN

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get me out

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Just a reminder that Ellie enjoys killing pedos

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See if Abby is jacked because she grew up in a safe community and was training to get revenge as well as because she was a scav, why isn't Ellie more jacked? It's the discrepancy that bugs me. Either the strong survive or they don't. Make your mind up, Druckmann.