Corpochads rise up
Corpochads rise up
Robert Phillips
Isaiah Flores
Whoever picks corpo seriously needs to get cancer and die. Imagine making an already shitty game with a shitty story even worse.
What? You were super rich guy who becomes poor and then becomes rich again? Wow what a journey, you learned nothing, you did nothing. Go play Tales from the Borderlands if you wan that.
The canon origin is Street kid, becoming a legend actually makes sense in there, Corpo V was already important and trying to become important again after seeing for yourself how shitty that lifestyle is IS PURE RETARDATION.
Street V has yet to find out how awful being rich is, he thinks it's all glamour, he doesn't' know about the backstabbing bad throwing up in bathrooms. But your Corpo is a complete retard.
Dylan Butler
Nomad
Jonathan Johnson
How was the game user? You seem to have played all the life paths all the way through already.
Blake Stewart
Corpochad here. I'd like to get back into the corp just to make it crumble miserably.
Matthew Gray
how do i play this San Andreas mod
Hudson Bell
Nomad for first playthrough, be new to the city, be new to everything.
Street Kid for second playthrough, see how much I can royally fuck everything up.
Corpo for third playthrough, know how everything works, achieve perfection while being on the very top.
Wyatt Baker
It was good, my favorite part is when Jackie gets mad at V so he tears off V's pants and starts rimming his ass and then fucks him until V is a sobbing mess.
Samuel Walker
>You were super rich guy who becomes poor and then becomes rich again?
You don't know what you're talking. Why would a low-level executive be rich, let alone super-rich? In the trailer Jackie actually exposited V's motivation - to become their own man/woman rather than an underling. This is an incredibly common aspiration for fictional characters and real people.
Liam Thompson
I'm picking corpo just to fuck over poor people and gangs, i don't care fot money i just want them to be miserable
I'm poor irl tho
Kevin Lewis
doing a complete speech/cyberware build. fuck guns
Who's with me
Jace Phillips
>just to fuck over poor people and gangs, i don't care fot money i just want them to be miserable
>I'm poor irl tho
and you vote Republican.
Gabriel Clark
Elijah Roberts
Dude. All corpos are rich. Even an intern has more money than any street kid an nomad. You do realize that? YOU DO REALIZE YOU LITERALLY USE A LIMOUSINE FULL OF EXPENSIVE DRINKS AND USE AN EXPENSIVE SUIT THE ENTIRE ORIGIN?
Corpo V is rich, deal with it. Not because he's not at the top it means he's worthless. He has it so much better than all other origins, hell, than 99% of the people in Night City and 100% of the people of the Badlands.
Pretending Corpo V is a poor guy because he's literally not the head of the corporation is retarded.
Landon Cruz
voting democrat wouldn't make his life any different
Ryder Moore
I see zero prospects for playing a proper ghost, so fuck it. I'll play GOTY if people don't slam it.
Juan Gray
If he votes Democrats he can starve to death while waiting for his food ration paperwork to go through. If he votes Republican he can starve to death in prison cell next to political prisoners. I'd rather die comfy at home desu
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Julian Evans
Corpos and Nomads are the only chad choices.
Eli Torres
>he can starve to death in prison cell next to political prisoners.
where does this come from
Jace Morales
You do realize corpo V ends up as poor as soon as the origin ends?
Alexander Edwards
Haven't you heard evil Trump kidnapped poor Hillary clinton and now she's rotting in hell? He's so corrupt.
Lincoln Hernandez
How do you rise up when you already control everything?
Grayson Russell
>YOU DO REALIZE YOU LITERALLY USE A LIMOUSINE FULL OF EXPENSIVE DRINKS AND USE AN EXPENSIVE SUIT THE ENTIRE ORIGIN?
When did they show that?
John Garcia
Corpo V's probably just gonna be an intern who spent his days bending over for a middle manager. You're not going from wealthy to poor, you're just going from one kind of broke to another.
Aiden Thomas
Nomad is objectively the best choice.
>New Vegas vibes
>Not some degenerate urban thug or Corpo slave
>"Outcast of the outcasts"
>Being rich and poor are meaningless to you as all you care about is survival
Patrician's choice
Anthony Hall
I'm assuming V wasn't at the very top, and he loses even that. So, you know.
Andrew Jones
>All corpos are rich.
When the competition is gangbangers and gypsies, even a 9 to 5 warehouse worker is rich you fucking retard. Just because you have some more pocket money than criminals and pikeys doesn't mean you're rich.
Corpo V starts as a muscle man, a corporate stooge, and nothing more.
Connor Baker
You take a personal AV down to the Mox's that has champagne in it.
Benjamin Taylor
t. virgin
Jose Ramirez
>tfw Corpo
Anthony Mitchell
She deserves it.
wtf i love nomads now
Nolan Smith
I'll be back to the top by the end of the game, ready to snatch every penny from the poor families and small business owners near my corpo building
Benjamin King
>You take a personal AV
Company car, and champagne isn't expensive
Luke Sanders
Feels good to be corpo and shitting on communists.
Oliver Ward
Nice, stealing your idea
Michael Cox
You know nothing about Night City or the Badlands if you think someone working at a corporation can be any kinds of broke. Corpo V is not a McDonalds cashier, he was second in command to his boss, who was already pretty high up. Your very own character has employees.
Luis Campbell
Bros... I didn't know CDPR were such racists, what the fuck.
Zachary Bailey
>New Vegas vibes
Why would you turn the only Cyberpunk RPG out there into New Vegas? Keep desert shit where it belongs you fucking retard.
>Not some degenerate urban thug or Corpo slave
You do realize your V literally goes into the city because he wants that kind of degenerate lifestyle?
>"Outcast of the outcasts"
You become a city boy after the origin
>Being rich and poor are meaningless to you as all you care about is survival
Fucking bullshit you fucking retard, you go into the city because you've dreams of becoming rich, the entire plot of the game is you working as a mercenary to get money and getting hold of the chip of immortality, which if you sell you will become extremely rich.
Jesus christ you fags know nothing about the game. No wonder you want to pick so bad the faction of retarded uneducated rednecks, you can relate.
Wyatt Jackson
>implying the Corpos didn't also
what?
Ayden Robinson
>What? You were super rich guy who becomes poor and then becomes rich again? Wow what a journey, you learned nothing, you did nothing. Go play Tales from the Borderlands if you wan that.
Yes. It's called a revenge story.
>The canon origin is Street kid, becoming a legend actually makes sense in there, Corpo V was already important and trying to become important again after seeing for yourself how shitty that lifestyle is IS PURE RETARDATION.
>Street V has yet to find out how awful being rich is, he thinks it's all glamour, he doesn't' know about the backstabbing bad throwing up in bathrooms. But your Corpo is a complete retard.
Yes, stay poor, being rich is SOOO terrible, I hate having financial security, access to luxury goods and the option to self-actualize and become my best self
Dominic Gomez
Someone probably got all uppity about the black guy being named Tom so someone who has never played a video game and whose job is to browse social media told them to change it
Chase Ramirez
Going Nomad simply because I don't want anyone bothering me
Alexander Cook
user, if you have a limousine, an expensive suit, champagne, and you can afford to threaten armed people when going alone, i'm pretty sure you've got plenty of money and power.
So try again with the whole "noo noooo compared to some cashier sure corpo V is rich!". He's rich user, he might not be supremely rich but he's rich anyway.
Elijah Cox
No I didn't watch the trailers. Why would I? I plan on playing the game
Angel Sanders
New Vegas was overrated