So what happens to Valve when picrelated dies? He's 57

So what happens to Valve when picrelated dies? He's 57

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All your steam games disappear and i fuck your mom lol

Someone else takes over.

facebook

is that nose shooped?

He is already dead, the company doesn't seem to be run by him at all, he just talks about VR and "The Matrix", while somebody just tells him what do aprove.

Someone else takes over. Someone with a plan. A master plan like none other. A plan to end all plans. A plan that surpasses all plans. The plan.

I hate valve

his consciousness is merged into an AI that gives you game recommendations, replacing steam discovery

Mike Harrington becomes CEO, I assume.

>He's 57
He's a billionaire and has access to bleeding edge healthcare, chances are Gabe will outlive the vast majority of people who browse Zig Forums.

With that said, Valve is a privately owned company so it will go to whatever successor he chooses.

Before he dies, he will hide 5 golden hats in TF2 and the ones who find it will be invited Valve HQ for him to find the perfect heir.

Kek

He's healthy now that he's not among amerifats. He' will be okay for more 40 years.

My uncle works at steam and he says Gabe has a deadman switch attached to his heartbeat and when he dies all steam DRM will be deactivated and all your games will download directly to your hard drive.

what if my hard drive is full?

Do the corporate bugmen take over the company and sell themselves either to chinkroaches or jews?

It also unlocks secret indexes in all hard drives that quadruple their storage space.

Hopefully GOG takes over.

Dont you know he is a cyborg now?

This. He's owned by the shareholders. He doesnt have any control.

lol no. No amount of advanced healthcare can fix shitty genetics and a life of morbid obesity.

He's heart is probably very weak.

Being a billionaire doesnt matter when you have an elephant sitting on your chest every day.

Demiurge? Is that you?

Gabe's lost weight.

This.

Honestly probably a good thing, GabeN is getting so fucking tired, and all we get are skins.

Maybe his son will make the next HL

That's a bad sign then, megafats only start dieting when they have a health episode that puts the fear of death in them.

Valve is a private company you mongoloid.

valve going public will usher in the next great era of evil in vidya

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what would even happen if they opened up?
would they bloat up to some retarded size or something?

there's a plague culling fatties if you hadn't heard about it yet

This dude straight up looks like a cartoon supervillain.

>implying gabe is fat now
Have you seen recent photos of him? Hes lost a lot of weight. He's probably thinner than most of v

if the owners of valve wanted to cash out they'd just sell to tencent like every other successful private game company