Looks like it has the graphics of a fucking etch-a-sketch. Why would this be anything of value?
Joshua Perez
You and your shitty emulator with a WONKY GOOFY COOKYCOCO crank can go fuck yourselves, shill.
William Scott
what's the advantage of gaming on this as opposed to like, a phone?
what's the advantage of developing?
Luis Anderson
Nice viral marketing thread. Maybe if it came out in 1993 I would consider it but uh... fuck no?
Parker Miller
Thank you Playdate viral marketer, very cool!
Jeremiah Gomez
Tick tock Switchfags
Adrian Brooks
I'm in the 0.01% of people here who is actually getting one. I love weird limited-run electronics like this even when they aren't related to video games. I'm very excited to see what kinds of fishing games are developed
Jack Robinson
>$149 US DOLLARS
I'm pretty sure I can buy a game boy for 10 bucks at a yard sale and it has way more than 12 games.
Christian Gonzalez
some of the games (which i assume are free) look cool and the gimmick seems nice, but is it really worth the price?
Anthony Martinez
>the crank doesn't charge the battery
dropped
Brody Moore
>What do you think, Zig Forums? it's shit >Will you get a Playdate fuck no
Isaiah Anderson
What I actually hate about it, was how it perfectly, once again, exemplified, of all things, GamerGate. The fucking circle jerk of how all these friends in the media decided that this piece of shit should be on the cover of everything was unbearable.
Alexander Peterson
I honestly don't know why so many people here want it to do that
What the fuck are you talking about
Chase Lopez
I can give you $10 for that. If it's more expensive then fuck off.
Julian Moore
It looks extremely impractical and unpleasant to play on and nothing more than a novelty to play around with for about 45 seconds and then say "cool haha". The only people who are gonna buy this are onions drinking dopamine addict impulse purchasers.
Elijah Jenkins
>I honestly don't know why so many people here want it to do that because it's the only possible way this piece of shit would have been at least slightly interesting as a novelty, no one actually wants a stupid fucking crank to control a video game unless they're really into fishing
Hunter Peterson
why is the hardware so weak for a 150 dollars machine?
like, it's literally a very weak 2002 mobile game console level
Joshua Campbell
Who cares? Does this get you a free pass into a DSA meeting or some shit? Why do manchildren lose their shit over this poser tiger electronic
Aaron Jenkins
>because it's the only possible way this piece of shit would have been at least slightly interesting as a novelty Really? THAT'S the reason? The crank has to charge it, and not the idea of the crank as an interesting controller idea to design around?
Luke Gray
OK but why do you want to have to crank to charge it
It is a bit of a gimmick but there might be some neat uses for it
Jose Hall
CPU : STMicroelectronics STM32 F746 180 MHz Memory :16 MB
Jesus christ, 16 mega of RAM? You can get 1024 megas for like 2 dollars
Gavin Flores
Because it would justify the price a bit more via novelty factor, it would justify the existence of the stupid flimsy crank beyond being a random gimmick picked from a hat, and given how little power this shit will use it wouldnt be fucking hard to do. Its inexcusable honestly.
Dominic Gray
>What the fuck are you talking about When it was announced, the way every fucking website screamed about it
Dominic Harris
The playdate is sick, it's made of high quality hardware though and through. Even the black&white LCD is crystal clear and pixel dense. Compare it to the ghosting on a gameboy LCD, the difference is huge. I can't wait to see what weird little games people make. For everyone who thinks this is dumb and just wants an emulation device, get a RG350M
What the fuck does that have to do with GamerGate, which had been done and over with for YEARS prior to the Playdate's announcement?
Levi Morgan
Its all the faggy “journalists” that only have a job and voice because of the corruption wrought by those perpetrators
Oliver King
Who the fuck calls MBs "megas"? Are you some kind of 3rd worlder?
Camden Roberts
The only problem is the price. Everything else about it is cool and just goes to show how much Zig Forums truly hates video games
David Bennett
Theres literally nothing the crank offers that an analog stick doesnt besides the novelty of emulating the feel of a fishing reel.
Jackson Perez
WHAT? THAT FUCKING THING IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR FUN?
Oliver Rogers
V doesnt hate video games as much as the creators and anybody “excited” for this
Landon Hall
I seriously do not understand the connection.
New video game platform/hardware is announced Journalists and news sites talk about it Therefore... GamerGate?
Seriously, what the FUCK are you talking about?
Lucas Green
who the fuck is V
Aaron Parker
>he doesn't call kb kilos Found the ameriburger
Jaxson Ward
And that's fine.
I don't know what it is about this thing being a novelty device that you people can't seem to get your heads around
Jacob Williams
Where is the source code for that Doom port? They are obligated under the GPL.
Daniel Richardson
You can just buy one of those gamepads for your phone for like 20 bucks and emulate pretty much everything from NES/SNES to PS1. Why would you buy this piece of shit for 150$?
people want the crank to charge it because they don't give the shadow of a fuck about it as an "interesting way to control their games", they're just desperately trying to find a redeeming factor that doesn't exist for this stupid fucking idea
Liam Clark
Youre obviously a disingenous faggot on top of being just outright stupid, let me break this down for you.
The reason any “news article” or whatever even exists about this useless overpriced piece of plastic, is becausr the creators are running in the same circles as the people who think a faggot walking sim is a 10/10
Jace Gonzalez
it is interesting though
Gabriel Turner
this is the most soi thing I've ever seen
David Turner
Who is the market for this piece of shit? Even hipsters already have their apple devices
Mason Allen
Look, it's the same idea, not the same exact situation. It's another case, in a different way, that shows how clear the nepotism is in those circles.
Landon Peterson
It's dumb to bring up gamergate, but his point wasn't hard to understand. Gamergate was about all the San Francisco circlejerking journalists and indie cliques. Playdate exemplifies this because mediocre devs make shitty 2 minute games on a hipster device and all the same journalists are writing articles about how awesome this thing is.
I can guarantee you with 100% certainty that those very same outlets would have run articles about Playdate regardless because it's a gaming device and their job is to report about news in video games
William Howard
Please excuse my friend he has feline aids, it messes with his head.
Daniel Ortiz
The guy who split your mothers asscheeks and filled her with man goo last night before executing her with a bullet at point blank range while she cried your name
Luke King
>People are interested in things I'm not interested in
>Therefore conspiracy
Okay buddy
Brody Mitchell
Yes, bringing up GG is tainted, it derailed it, but I'm glad some people see my point. Yes
Caleb Bell
It's just a steering wheel controller turned sideways.
Christian Sanders
Not cover articles, and why do they cover this one, and not the dozen other similar projects being worked on?
Brandon Wright
Go guck yourself you useless sack of guts and semen. Shove that retarded toy up your ass and then kill yourself.
Zachary Jones
>Will you get a Playdate, I have phone to play outside of my home.
Evan Rogers
why do retarded coonsoomers buy crap like that?
Cameron Diaz
Owo, what's this?
Luke Wood
It costs so much 'cause all of the games will be free forever The cost of the Playdate itself goes in part to the devs of whatever games it has
Robert Cook
it has a crank
Lincoln Phillips
Its 150 fucking dollars you daft cunt, a 150 dollars novelty device where the focus is the crank should fucking charge itself. The screen isnt even backlit for fucks sake, and the specs/visuals/games are laughable. The thing should cost 30 bucks maximum and thats considering novelty factor.
Cooper Jackson
Anyone who doesnt literally look like the soiboy wojack agrees with you, dont worry
Brandon Foster
>he thing should cost 30 bucks maximum Why?
Logan Allen
Get this hipster marketing garbage off of my board.
Nathaniel Baker
retroid pocket 2
Josiah Brooks
...
Parker Butler
Last time I used a twisty input was on an ipod where you lightly drag your finger across a circle. I seem to remember it being really nice to use and even having fun with the stupid paddle/brick game. If that worked well, so can this
Luis Peterson
because they were paid to. Any gaming news outlet is nothing more than a glorified third party marketing team. Expecting them to be anything else is retarded because if they did not act like this, they would not exist.
Ayden Wright
this thing is the piece of junk that launched 1000 ships and each ship has got cannons and shit. I am going to start a petition to mr Trump to ban this garbage via executive order.
Levi Torres
>Look, it's the same idea A single company making a novelty video gaming device is the same idea has a vast conspiracy to spread agendas via video game journalism? What
Isaiah Phillips
>Owo Pobrecito, he came out retarded.
Hunter Kelly
take your meds
Joshua Hernandez
>and not the dozen other similar projects being worked on? Such as?
And I think you're really overblowing how much media attention Playdate got.
>The screen isnt even backlit for fucks sake I think it's supposed to be that e-reader shit so that it doesn't need to be backlit
Nathan Martinez
>it runs DOOM what doesn't at this point?
Ryder Bennett
because its a piece of shit.
Caleb Allen
Fuck off shill. 六四事件; Also a used hacked 3ds can do everything that piece of crap could do and more for a cheaper price
Adam Perez
I will pay 20 bucks for this toy. 40 if the crank does something special and is not just a gimmick.
Jaxson Carter
1 bit screen tiny screen tiny non ergonomic device no games few buttons (BUT A CRANK!!!!)
Ryan Price
>and not the dozen other similar projects Such as?
Kayden Ramirez
I don't own a wheel controller, don't they return to neutral position on their own? And can you turn them all the way around freely
Easton Sanders
so why have a crank instead of a touch screen?
Jeremiah Clark
>149 dollars
the fucking gameboy color had a launch price of 70$
Hunter Long
And why would those things make this only worth 30 dollars in your eyes?
Nathan Garcia
>Also a used hacked 3ds can do everything that piece of crap could do and more for a cheaper price a hacked 3ds can't emulate n64, nigger