Seeing this guy try playing Halo explains why all modern shooters have 10000000 screen indicators and objective hand...

Seeing this guy try playing Halo explains why all modern shooters have 10000000 screen indicators and objective hand holding

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>hey I'm pretty bad at first person shooters
>People get mad at him for being bad at first person shooters
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There is being bad and there is being unable to look up or watch the environment and not being aware of the fucking ammo counter when the screen is flashing in the center OUT OF AMMO.

Been following Woolie for way too long so some behavior that he has that is absolutely irritating.
>Asks for criticism but never uses them.
>Asks what to do then doesn't do it after a second.
>"This is what my brain..."
>Still plays the way he wants even if it's wrong and handicaps him.
>NEVER IMPROVES IN ANYTHING EVER.
I don't know why this guy is so afraid to change. He's a good person, somewhat. But he wears many masks.
Going through so long being told to go either left or right only to admit years later that he doesn't know how to tell either should tell you what's wrong.
Stop being so proud, you big idiot.

well, for one he's black so he's never going to learn

It's well known he doesn't understand directions on any level.

He's the whitest black guy, tho.

Love woolie but it is a bit frustrating watching him FPSs. Especially since Reach is one of my all time favourite games. Thankfully V is a good partner that knows when to handhold and when to let woolie do his own thing.

You left the best part out.
>REFUSING to use mouse and keyboard in a Valve shooter because the keyboard "hurts" his wrists and thus uses mouse and controller frankenstein setup

Between Halo and KOTOR, Little V has been a fantastic co-host.

I hope he comes back for more games, as it makes Woolie's fumbling around a lot more bearable

That's what the >Still playd the way he wants even if it's wrong and handicaps him.

Don't bulli the wooli
Or else he'll keep doubling down on his "muh blackness" shit

how do you know if the mouse and keyboard doesn't hurt him?

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His Halo let's play is the only lp I've seen in fucking years ever since they split up. LilV completely saves this play through by handholding this idiot and actually not being grating to listen to. This whole lp would have been a disaster without him.

My bad, you're right.
>running with empty weapons in Halo, aknowledging they are empty, sees enemy and shoots with said weapon and is surprised when it clicks empty 5 times in a row

Woolie's a cool guy, leave him alone. If you don't like the way he plays you could just do something else.

>NEVER IMPROVES IN ANYTHING EVER
Eh he's doing passably well in TTYD from what I've seen so far but his skills are weird. He has trouble doing regular jumps but can nail Superguards pretty well early in his first try. The guy is just more suited for action/fighting games like DMC5 and Mahvel, not RPGs and FPSs.

a fucking KEYBOARD, where you don't move your wrists. A mouse I can understand, but not the keyboard when every week the guy takes out his arcade stick to play braindead fighting games

based, and quite possibly dare I say it, redpilled

I can sympathize with him there. Keyboards absolutely wreck my hands and i can't use them for too long.

>incel

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He's basically mentally challenge, and used to be a game tester...explains a lot about the state of the game industry and its products

>phoneposter
also dilate, cope, and seethe

>some literally who fag who keeps getting mad at the chat and people donating every 30 seconds
>Constantly complaining about "spoilers" and "book lore" when Woolie literally already played the games that had the information people mention in the donations or chat
>Gets basic shit wrong that's very blatantly in the games and then just says "wow I don't know all the book lore"

Seeing somebody discover and like Halo for the first time is sort of neat but the cringe ugly long haired guy is like a tumor of annoyance who gets more arrogant and obnoxious with every stream
Does somebody mentioning in a 10 dollar donation that Johnson was part of the Spartan 1 program really trigger you so much that you have to have an autistic shitfit every time about it

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But why lie? It seems more likely he's just bad at explaining what about it bothers him.

How the fuck was he a Q&A tester?

>bad at explaining.
That's a given with this guy, every time he makes a mistakes he goes:
>This is what my brain does.
>Fighting game reference.
>Anime reference.
>Movie/tv series reference.
It's like he is incapable of acquiring new info without relating it to something he already knows.
Most QA testers are bad at games, Matt was a QA tester too.
Every time you think about a QA tester remember how valve had to put the light to guide them.

>who
>what
>why
OP is a FAGGOT

I understand his "reasoning" and can conclude everything is a big COPE for him unironically.

NOBODY should have THAT much trouble figuring how to move with wasd and jump with space bar (and crouch jump by extension)

Q&A testers are not some amazing race of superhumans who are amazing at games

It's actually preferable if they're bad at games because their skill level and mental capacity at playing games is closer to an average normie who would pick the game up

Also it's mostly just repeating random shit to see if a bug gets triggered
Usually not much skill needs too be involved

Woolie seems based did he ever cuck out and talk about BLM?

Judging from all the anecdotes he's shared about QA, he wasn't testing games in the difficulty/gameplay aspects, he's testing the technicals of the game and the things relevant to compliance.

Yes, a lot.