It's HONESTLY not bad

It's HONESTLY not bad
Why does Zig Forums hate it?

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seethe coping retard

Aside from the pro LGBT stuff and oscar bait anxiety shit, its just a basic 2D platformer with 150% more spikes. Not even really that hard, its more like throwing yourself at a wall over and over

>Not even really that hard, its more like throwing yourself at a wall over and over
>its more like throwing yourself at a wall over and over
I mean
If you're bad at video games I guess???

Does playing this game make me cute and/or valid?

you will NEVER be valid
you will NEVER pass

I 100% it, main story is fucking easy as shit, the infamous 9C is the biggest example of this but theres shit like that all over the place

Zig Forums hates videogames

generic indie pixel art platformer number 8726

Mental illness is SJW

>generic indie pixel art platformer number 8726
I seriously can't fucking believe you. That's horribly fucking reductionist.
It's not generic its unique.
Its indie so that means it's even more impressive that they were able to make a game.
The pixel art is amazing and infinitely better than anything 3D,
To call it just a platformer doesn't do it justice. It's not just a video game, it's an piece of art that speaks to the sensibilities of today and preaches the truth against the lies we've been fed, it's pro LGBTQi+ and features POC in empowering roles, something that video games never do but need to.

I've never played it, but it's the greatest game made in the last twenty years

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found the chud

based

Either bait or kill yourself.

In Minecraft

Lazy tranny game that lazily copies Meat Boy

No thanks

there's nothing wrong with being trans

that's not fair user
celeste is better than SMB
t. 100% both

>the good
it's a good platformer with interesting mechanics
>the bad
tumblrshit

it's a solid 5/10 with an annoying group of protagonists that detracts from the gameplay segments

> I've never played it
Way to slaughter all your arguments in 5 words

Pic related is why. Anyone saying otherwise is a lying sack of shit.

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ahem

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It's a decent game.

>Game encourages a mental illness on impressionable teenagers
>"wtf? Its not that noticeable, just dont look!"

Gender Dysphoria is a mental illness that is currently getting more encouraged, more people are ruining their lives.

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You know why
Stop making political threads please
You need to go back

>literal soccer mom tier logic.
OH HEAVENS WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

>Game encourages a mental illness on impressionable teenagers
Where?

>That rock music has satanic messages in it. We need to ban it before the subliminal hidden messages turn our kids into devil worshippers! KISS STANDS FOR KNIGHTS IN SATANS SERVICE!

This is you right now.

It happening as we speak, more often as time goes on, but you get offended when someone calls out this bullshit because you think if you submit to all things politically correct you might get laid one day

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brainwashed

We must ban violent games then to stop shootings.

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You know that you can't "catch" dysphoria right? You're born with it. Transitioning is currently the best known cure, lowering the suicide attempt rate from about 40% to 3%. Nobody's turning trans because they saw it in a game, but dysphoric people are feeling more comfortable and accepted by having representation. Transitioning isn't ruining lives, not transitioning is what has the highest suicide and depression rates. The dysphoria doesn't go away if they just pretend they aren't trans. That's like telling a depressed person to just cheer up.

I'm , now tell me, where do you see anything encouraging mental illness in the game?

Before you kill kids, can you kill yourself instead

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You do realize that Matt basically 'invented' the style of platformer Super Meat Boy took after with the Jumper games, right? Celeste is basically a refinement of the decade or so worth of platformers he created beforehand.

I like it.

you are actively encouraging