You've been given $250 million dollars to adapt a video game of your choice into a movie. You can choose any director...

You've been given $250 million dollars to adapt a video game of your choice into a movie. You can choose any director, any studio, it can be live action or animated, any actors/voice actors you want. What do you do? I'll start:
>Wind Waker adaptation done by Ghibli

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The Last of Us directed by M.Night Shyamalan.
Just take a massive shit on snoytards and other idiots who think TLOU can match up with cinema.

Sekiro Shadows Die Twice, would probably go for animated too
I'd try to breathe life into Sekiro's story
Sekiro has a semi-decent story with very poor execution of it's themes.
Just a bit of focus on the main character's thought process on the stuff he's doing and why he is doing it, can easily fix that

I'd actually watch this if it didn't have the lesbian shit

>Overwatch produced and directed by Axel Braun.

killer7, directed by Takeshi Miike

-where water tastes like wine by jim jarmusch
-mafia 2 by neil jordan
-hotline miami by david cronenberg

>Hotline Miami by Cronenberg
>Not Nicholas Winding Refn

-mass effect 1&2 by john carpenter
-VTMB by michael mann

BioShock seems a good fit for Tarantino, or maybe one of the chink directors he tends to copy

Hitman by David Fincher (the previous two movies are not canon).

>VTMB by michael mann

Patrician taste in this post.

Why is Hitman such a hard thing to make a movie out of? It's a simple story to tell.

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Retarded suits don't understand the properties they're adapting and just want to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
A Hitman movie just needs to slow the fuck down and act like 47 is always going for a silent assassin rank.

Who would you pick for a yakuza director, Zig Forums?

It's already been done before and the one they made was pretty good.

Mass Effect, directed by Denis Villenueve with effects by Weta. Bring in Brandon Keener and Steven Barr to do Garrus and Wrex, respectively.

Why wasting 250m in a fucking movie when I could use this money to make my dream vidyas.

Why the fuck people even care about video-game movies, I'm tired of other media adaptations in movies. Let movies do original scripts, settings and stories for once. Capeshit mentality.

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Videogames cash grabbed on movies long before the opposite.

So?

So videogames need to get original before movies do

I don't see any big IP adapting any movie franchise, sonny.

>This summer: Minecraft: The Movie
>Directed by Michael Bay
Fuck you all.

You been living under a rock or did you miss the game that literally comes with a built in "Kurosawa mode"?

A reference isn't an entire IP adapting a movie franchise, sonny.

Your "point" don't hold any waters.

There's also the big name game company making their MCU knockoff game, and the one where you fly around in Star Wars Vehicles.

I would unironically watch it. It sounds hilarious.

Leisure Suit Larry, where I'm Larry, and the sex is unsimulated.

Neither are household IPs, fucking FIFA is bigger than any of the licensed SW's EA crap.

dead space by john carpenter

Don't hurt your back moving that goalpost user.

I would do Tetris so it would be memed on, then actually make it good

The last of us done by Uwe Boll

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I'm not moving any goals, I'm showing that even a fucking sports business has an established household IP while there aren't any on-going movies ones.

All the SW games are over the place and don't hold continuity, just carries the SW name.
>hur dur, but this one has 1-2 sequels

LEGO games is a franchise, Battlefront is a relic of the ps2, "rebooted" in this generation.

Red Dead Redemption movie from the Coen Brothers about Dutch’s first score

Just give it up user. The undeniable truth of the matter is that there are exponentially more movie based videogames going from ET in the Atari 2600 all the way to the current star wars games than there are videogame based movies going from Mario all the way to the yet to be released Monster Hunter flick.

the evil withiin by the director who did the cell

Depression Quest, Axel Braun productions.

One "game franchise" doesn't make video-games
>Videogames cash grabbed on movies long before the opposite.
>So videogames need to get original before movies do

Even fucking Metal Gear that is a hollywoud wankfest is authentic and original. No one could say that game looks like another movie and only this "reference" reminds me of this.
For someone shitting on "you are moving the goalposts" you can be quite obnoxious with little non-arguments. Next thing is call me ESL or something.