Fall guys

I literally win fallball 8/10 times with my friends, vs like 5/10 times otherwise because it guarantees I get queued with at least 2 people who are good at fallball. Since I'm dick at it. I've also won 4 royal fumbles because i got the tail at the end and my friend sacrificed grabbed everybody else for me letting me run free with it.

You just need better friends that can git good

Alpharad. I brought him up because he’s the one who started the anti-yellow trend in Fall Guys

its a consistent 3 eliminations for me

>overwhelming majority of playerbase despises fall mountain, royal fumble, and fall ball
>game will forever be tainted by them anyway because dev's will never swallow their pride

people who despise royal fumble need 2 git gud at cornering and cutting people off.
Literally 90% of the playerbase just chases instead of thinking ahead and then complain because they had the tail for the pointless minute at the beginning of the game and couldn't get it again.

I stand on the cylinders and grab people
then I stand by the pushing blocks and grab people
then I stand bumpers and grab people
basically I make sure at least half the lobby dies

Roll Out is just one of the most boring rounds, it's a matter of following the same path back and forward while struggling to not fall asleep and accidentally slip.

At least the memory game is fast.

Uninstalled today, will reinstall when they add a new way to get crowns

>you can grab after a dive to push yourself back up faster
>you can grab onto some ledges to pull yourself up
Neat. Any other tricks I should know about?

>he’s the one who started the anti-yellow trend in Fall Guys
No he's not lol. My nephew watches his shit and every meme he "starts" is something he stole from somewhere else.

i only ever lose fallout when i get distracted by something on my other monitor or forget to look back in time when the round starts lmao

>uninstalling a 1 gig game
why tho. I understand if this shit was like 50 gigs of boring gameplay but it'd probably take me more effort to uninstall it than just forget about it.

I play on PC too and I always have to spectate the last guy because not enough people complete it to actually end the round

what's the best way to kill people on slime climb?

>4 of out my 5 finales are fall ball
>lose every single one of them
I'm just gonna afk when I get fall ball until devs get rid of team modes
I fucking watched my goalie afk when the ball bounced towards him
what the fuck man

Does anyone want to play together on PS4? We can voice over PC or ps4.

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push at pushers
push at end (risky)
block at yellow cylinders

jinxed is really the only mode i can't stand. zero agency

fall mountain's fine
royal fumble would probably be fine if the tail games in general didn't have such latency issues
fall ball is fine-ish, but the main problem is it has a cap of 20 players and 99% of the time it'll trigger at half that so it always leads to feel-bad situations when you haul ass just to get filtered by fall ball (especially if it's because your team had less players)

really the only games that need to outright go are perfect match (boring, nobody ever gets eliminated) and egg scramble (basically just a shittier version of hoarders). Either make Fall Ball have a lower minimum amount (say 14 players I guess) or at the very least make it so more games can be the semifinal round since I think literally the only other thing I ever get besides it when they want to filter it out just a little bit lower for the final is tiptoe.

my favorite is yellow cylinders
YOU SHALL NOT PASS also the hordes of people tryna walk around us huggrabbing and falling off is hilarious as shit.

>get soccer and tail shit all the time
>Hardly get shit like fruit shoot or the circle rod jump game.
>Finally get to the end
>More tail shit, I can hug a nigger and not get the tail but a fucker (usually a furry) can hug in my general direction and suction that shit off me.

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I've said it before but I ONLY win on yellow. I have no clue what anyone else is talking about. Love that about this game.

pretty awful take, Egg Scramble is awesome and perfect match just needs to be made more difficult

how do i avoid falling off the cylinders while i'm fucking with people?

>won every game as yellow today
>lost almost all as blue
WHAT IS HAPPENING

that isn't how it works, everyone can qualify i believe

just dont move around

You gotta be quick if you're going to fuck a team into the dirt.
If you're last 1 minute into the match it's over

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Because it was pissing me off. It's fucking bullshit that half the items in the game are locked behind getting several first place victories when the game is structured so that the average player will only win once every 5 hours

fall ball would be better with the heavier ones

>Hoodie skin makes it look like my boxing helmet is tied to my head
sick

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they are cosmetic items and it's cool that for once they actually require getting gud to receive instead of just dumping hours into the game. sorry u r bad user

fall ball can't be a finale you dumbass

>seesaw

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honestly that's my biggest gripe with egg scramble. shit's already decided long, long before the timer runs out. Every once in a blue moon you can make a comeback but even then that mostly relies on the third team that's leading being greedy or stupid enough to try and fuck whoever's in 2nd instead of helping to dogpile on you. compare that to something like hoarders where I've had games that literally were decided in the final seconds because there's only 7 balls to go around.

seesaw is a pleb filter just like slime mountain

I mean the match before the finale
either way it's bullshit, the physics literally doesn't work for me

>jumping up the first ledge instead of just yeeting it over the top from the bottom

Just gotta employ some stratagem my man, at the beginning of that blue is leading.
Shift the tides before the players figure out what to do

cute

based, fuck sparkledogs

Post yer riches

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>is one of the easiest to win

user, I want you to look at and consider this image for at least fifteen minutes a day until you're not shit at seesaw.

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The real worst one is fruit chute

Maybe because one or two mistakes gets you eliminated? Maybe because the obstacles are complicated by dozens of retards like you jumping through them? I don't know user it'll forever be a mystery.

I own a PC

Consume, consumer

I hated Fruit Chute until I realized you're supposed to hug the sides
Stay as far away from the middle as possible and keep holding up on the camera

>ps4 "wins"
lel

Literally have never lost slime climb. You sound so damn salty. Just learn the trampoline trick at the very beginning and you will come in first literally every time and be way ahead of the pack.

>Seesaw
>You start in the last row

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I just want to be able to grab stuff like gang beasts. In fact gang beast should just put this in their game

>People that keep trying after fucking up the bumper jump
Never fucking gets old, if you fuck it up once you should just give it up and do it the old fashioned way, I've seen way too many people fuck up 2+ times and get slimed

>le PC players are epic pros
i literally haven't heard this even implied since like 2007 lol. FPS maybe but PC players are just as much of drooling retards as console tards

Man how do PS4 players live knowing that PS4 wins arent real

Anyone else getting alot of disconnects on ps4?

Post em.

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No retard, you don't understand game design. Making a progression system where you can play for 3 hours without getting any progress is objectively flawed and will just cause the playerbase to become infested with tryhards. I wanted a casual party game but fall guys utterly failed to be that

fruit chute is based but I never get it
the seriously need to work on the randomization because I see fall ball literally every episode and rarely see maps like fruit chute, jinxed, jump club or the one with rings

Stay mad

Stay mad, also keep consuming Nvidia/AMD products, consumer

Yep, feels great to just dab on everyone all the time.

lol no

>Playing on PC when it's full of cheaters

>literally ONE MAP
>game claims it pairs you with 59 other people WHEN IN REALITY THEY ALL ARE BOTS
>YOU CAN ALSO CONTROL A BOT (WHEN YOUR CHARACTER RANDOMLY DOES SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T)
>TEAM GAMES ARE DESIGNED TO HAVE YOU LOSE ALL THE TIME UNLESS YOU ARE A BOT
>WHEN A HUMAN WINS, THE GAME CRASHES
This game is literally fucking shit. You can't do anything, you paid 20 bucks for literally ONE minigame and snoys got it for "free". Imagine being a fucking snoy and paying an online subscription only to pay fucking fall guys

Also, no one, and I repeat, NO ONE has ever won a single crown in this game. It fucking sucks and all the videos showing "cool strats" are just fucking CGI made by the devs.

The twitter account is the only real thing this game has and it's fucking ran by bots too. The likes are from bots, the comments are from bots. Everytime a bot "wins" a round a new twitter comment shows up, isn't that weird?

Skins suck too they are fucking retarded. I hope this game crashes harder than fucking TLOU 2 which also fucking sucked. I hope none of you are actually playing this soiboi zoomercore streamer trannyoutuber bait "game". I was told this was mario party battle royale and it's not, but even if it was, it would suck because battle fagyale games are fucking retarded too and only zoomercore trannyera faggotards play them

it is casual tho. why do you care so much about getting crowns? There are plenty of noncrown outfits that look good.

No i do understand game design. You understand your inability to gain the in-game currency does not mean that it's bad game design right? I've been able to easily afford everything I want lol. God I'm glad I'm not shit at video games like you

FUCK. DOING SO WELL ON THE BLOCK LEVEL WITH THE JUMPING BARS AND ON THE WAY DOWN MY BEAN GETS CAUGHT INTO THE FUCKING BAR GEOMETRY AND I GET PUSHED OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>script kiddies desperate for validation

>he didn't get jacket
I hope the crown prices just keep inflating.

The first time I've ever jumped early and I want to die

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holy schizo copypasta user

Is the update out yet? I miss bullying people with their TTV link in their name

>Finale
>Hex-A-Gone
>Drop to the bottom
>Clear out a gigantic hole
>Win

Absolute mad man.

I don't script, but there's multiple videos of females winning the 5 in a row achievement on PS4. You don't see this on PC. Sorry m8, consoletards don't bring the same skill.

Fuck door dash

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casuals get casual rewards

how do people grab tails while diving? whenever i try it does nothing