>playing VRChat for the first time
>Someone walks up to me with a sexy avatar and starts scratching the top of my head with their long nails
>Instantly get turned on and start stuttering
>They start rubbing my cheeks
>Leave and uninstall fully erect
I hate this
Playing VRChat for the first time
Blake Rodriguez
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Alexander Richardson
>play vrchat for the first time
>CJ from GTA:SA squats down in front of me and blasts out a huge fart
Jace Martin
what was your avatar
Carter White
Size queens are people who prefer unusually large penises, mostly gay men.
Grayson Myers
>no busty elf gf
hold me bros
Adam James
a cute cat
Michael Hall
at least you managed to leave, I would've been petrified and coomed in my pants
Robert Ramirez
>play second life for the first time
>one of the first characters I encountered was a 100 foot tall woman
>one of the 2nd chars I encountered was a flying ship about a foot long, piloted by 3 inch tall cats
Jaxon Wilson
vrchat has the most autistic people in it.
Grayson Sullivan
My body also has this response. Under normal circumstances the fight or flight reflex is pretty straight forward, but for some reason when I happen to be intimately engaged if I'm spooked I jizz immediately. Learning about this the way I did just made me more anxious about it and this subsequently increased the likelihood of it happening. I've been keeping a lid on it because every girl who's learned about it has used it against me.
Josiah Morales
It's called the fight or flight or fuck reflex for that reason
Cameron Bell
Long nails are hot
Nathaniel Williams
I want to play VRChat but I figure its full of people like this
Faggots ruin everything
Leo Young
I want to spook you into an orgasm and make fun of you for it.
Nathaniel Bell
Hit me with your best shot.
Lincoln Williams
Game is fun since you're exploring weird internet shit but in VR, and if you're not socially retarded there's people to meet.
Not that I know of I just explore worlds on my own
Carson Hill
>have VR
>want to play vrchat
>still socially awkward
how the fuck do I talk to people bros
Nathaniel Evans
drink a reasonable ammount of alcohol
Ian Martinez
you can be mute as long as you want, you can warm up eventually and if you say dumb shit who cares you can leave
Matthew Gonzalez
>drink an unreasonable amount of alcohol
Asher Lee
weirdos
Austin White
Fuck you user, now I'm REALLY horny
Kayden Hughes
Kayden Price
>how the fuck do I talk to people bros
Just talk about the weather. Since it's vrchat, you can use a weatherman character and everybody will think you're a funny guy
Charles Murphy
Is that why the only way I could get through Amnesia's scariest moments was by masturbating
Chase Ross
Playing VRchat with friends is awesome.
Luis Long
Ethan Garcia
How are the games in VR Chat these days? Last time I played there was a pretty fun bowling ally where I played a round with Corey The House.
Jackson Price
I want to kill these cartoon women.
Julian Hill
>Play VR Chat.
>Loading screen text says no "hate" speech and ism, phobic etc.
>Fine whatever
>Enter the room and see Hitler Body pillow avatars and WW1 German Sturmtruppler screaming "nigga" and "heil Hilter"
>Okay
Thomas Sanchez
I just roam around while muttering my usual shit to myself