OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO

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>Gaymer journalist opinion matters

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Isn't that what crash fans would want

It’s over...

goty shit

>journalists have terrible takes and suck at playing games

wow what a surprise

So a faithful sequel.

>all this recent anti-Crash autism

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Toys for bob are a bunch of hacks who couldn't make a good game even if everything had already been done for them? Imagine my shock

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Sounds like a good thing

Perfect thanks

suddenly looking forward to it

Why isn't Naughty Dog developing this?

If you read this article the dude is just bitching about how linear platformers aren't an engaging genre in 2020. It has nothing to do with Crash 4, he straight up doesn't like the kind of game it is and wishes it was a more open, modern experience.

>New crash plays like old crash

This is a bad thing?

Can't tranny sex in G rated's.

Basednalist musnt haven't seen enough pedo flags in game or crash getting pozzed

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naughty dog is dead user
let it go

I can't wait to see doomers try to spin the game as bad once reviews come out and it's widely praised as a faithful continuation of the original trilogy

>Journo opinion
Do you really?

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It's just Gay journos being shit at games again.
Still not buying it though because of Activision.

What the fuck even constitutes a modern plat former nowadays? It feels like nobody wanted to actually make a straight one during the PS2 age (Twinsanity even made a joke about Jak styled fetch quests)

oh cool thanks user. I know now just HOW much full of shit the journalist is.

there's a demo? Where the fuck is it

>Outdated and rigid

This is a good thing, fuck journalists.

for people getting into video games for the very first time (i.e. vast majority of game journos).
yes, this is a bad thing.
they are used to the super easy handholding platformers like the mario 3d world games.

Yes.

Because there is a God and he's benevolent. Naughty Dog's been shit for years.

>people are surprised the crash game is going to play like a ps1 game with a few new features
No shit, Crash shills will still praise this medicore game like it's the best next gen platformer when it's something that could have been on the ps2 with no issues

>and wishes it was a more open, modern experience.
Utterly repugnant.

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>when it's something that could have been on the ps2 with no issues
Sounds based.

Yeah, they fucked the controls in remasters so if the controls go back to the originals it will be great

I've seen trailers and clips, looks and feels slower than regular Crash games but Cortex gameplay looked decent

>I can't wait to see coppers try to spin the game as good once shill reviews come out and it's widely praised as a faithful continuation of the original trilogy

Journos got special privileges again.

Cash bandicoot is shit anyway. Just a poor mans Mario kart

Based