How the fuck does this alliance make any sense at all?

How the fuck does this alliance make any sense at all?

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Fuck off racist.

It doesn't
>Nords don't trust Dunmer
>Argonians invaded morrowind the last era so there's still tension
>Argonians are generally disliked by everyone

>Dark elves fucking HATE Nords
>Nords hate Dark Elves and refer to them as literal demons
>Dark elves don't even think Argonians are more sentient than netch

ironically it doesn't, and because of that your faction starts the story with your shit getting pushed in so hard you can taste poopdick

It doesn’t. That what’s makes it work.
Enemies uniting to combat a greater force.
Kino.

Dark Elves, Nords, and Argonians are races of literally millions of people, each with their own unique life experiences, opinions, and beliefs. It's utterly baffling how people think lumping opinions into race makes any sense at all.

Unironically they do a good job in-universe writing the hatred between all the races.

One of my favorite books in ESO is in an Altmer area. Altmer in ESO are teamed up with Khajits.

The store is hidden in a dresser and basically goes (it's been a while but...)

>Pure altmer city, life is good for young man, life is going places, father supporting the household
>Suddenly the pact is made and khajits and wood elfs start coming in
>Everyone says it's good to have all these new races
>He is accepting of it but wary, trying not to be judgemental especially against these sneaky types
>One of the new khajits ends up killing and robbing his father
>He loses everything
>Last entry is about going rogue and refusing to allow this shit to continue and he's going to fight against it all

Because that was a different era. It's almost like opinions and alliances can change over time.

You would never see this in an Obsidian game.

no, their team of writers is actually talented

Oh you mean New Vegas kindergarten level talented?

name one good written obsidian game released in the last ten years

Because when somebody comes to fuck up Tamriel they always seem to give special attention to Morrowind, Skyrim, and Black Marsh

>ate akavari
>ate uldmeri duminyin
>ate daggafall cubnent
>ate 'mperials
>ate mulug ball
>luv me missus
>luv me snow
>luv me swamp
>luv me volcano
>luv me war lads
>simple as

Fuck off non-racist.

Anyone have the LOTR edit?

He can't. The last halfway decent games those cucks produced was NV and in that the writing was pre-school level.

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Nords have like 400 people, max

t. never played their games
Look at NV even, pozed with Arcade and that dyke from the bunker. Obsidian is simply a leftist game developer that never talks about race problems or make a hetero game. Even their newest grounded game has only 1 white boy and he's some weak nerd.

'ate da Trib'nal
'ate 'mperials
'ate n'wahs
'ate cliv racers

luv me tong
luv me guar
luv me s'jamma
luv Ashland

simple as

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What would be the worst race to be in Tamriel, out of the playable races?

Orc.

Altmer outside of the Isles, if the Thalmor lose.

>if

They're gonna win, buddy. One tower at a time

they got absolutely booty blasted by the Redguard and haven't tried to poke the hornets nest that would be the orc clans

Are there any canon Argonians that don't use the "Does-This-Thing" naming format?

Redguards used to be a problem, but they're too weak now, a shell of what they used to be.

Orcs, maybe, if they can get their shit together, which they might be able to seeing as how they worship shit. I doubt it though

Plenty, like Shavi in Windhelm or Derkeethus in Darkwater.

There's a lot. Argonian names come in three formats, there's stuff like "haj-tei", jaree-ra", "heem-la" then there's shit like "derkeethus", "busheeus", "neetinei".
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Argonian_Names

Is Lorkhan ever coming back, bros?

considering the next game takes place in hammerfell it looks like the altmer are about to get CHIM'd again