Animal Crossing, a fucking console exclusive, is completely obliterating Eternal in sales

>Animal Crossing, a fucking console exclusive, is completely obliterating Eternal in sales
How did this happen Doombros? Doom is much more recognizable and has been around longer than Anal Crossdressing. Mature media is dead.

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>Doom is much more recognizable
Nope.
I like Doom but nope.

PC gaming was never popular with normies, neither was Sony. It was always Nintendo until COD4 came out

Why did so many normies latch onto new horizons? The animal crossing series always seemed kinda niche to me.

covid

And not Eternal, which is on every platform?

lots of people have a switch and Nintendo started the virus so normies would want something to do during quarantine

>normies
Its women not normies. Normies play fifa, madden, cod and fortnite. Women play animal crossing and ring fit

Death and Murder doesn’t have as wide of appeal.

Animal Crossing has broken into the ultra-normie crowd.

Because its shit and doesn't even have modding.

They ruined doom with their superpowers on a timer bullshit, so it's well deserved.

You retard, a game selling well doesn't make it good. You know you can enjoy things on their own without needing millions of random strangers who also paid 60 bucks to vindicate your pointless life choices

Nobody wants to play your rehashed braindead shootan garbage

The population has been poisoned with s0i and HRT.

How do I get good at Doom? Enemies keep kicking my ass and I'm playing on normal

Just practice and eventually it starts making sense. You start to hand the game it's ass at some point

That's because modern Doom is fucking boring and 2016/Eternal might as well be the same game

>but bro there are now jump and shoot sections and some new boring looking demons!!!
fuck off

>doom
>mature media

The only memorable thing to ever come out of doom is H1M1 and you literally cannot refute that

Eternal relied on Nostalgia.
AC relied on corona meme

>chainsaws for magic ammo
>shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
>retarded door opening cutscene plays
>"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
>"Come on, Vega™"
>follows Skyrim™ compass
>Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
>Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
>cacophony of retarded monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>switches weapons 75 times
>dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>swings on monkey bars
>performs impse
>250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
>Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
>"Come on, Vega™"
>Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
>"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
>Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
>DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

>mature rated games for mature gamers such as myself

Eternal is trash. They took Doom and made it as arcade as fucking possible. ID went full zoomzoom.

You are describing the only good thing about nu-Doom. Being arcade is something that was missing from modern AAA for a long time and I'm happy it's back. It also fits Doom and other ms-dos titles quite all.

Also you are a faggot.

Go back to Doom 3

Lmao fuck off. Doom kickstarted the FPS genre and is one of the most important games in the industry. Animal Crossing is fucking Sims-lite with for retarded weeaboo furries.

Every fucking girl I know was getting Animal Crossing, in addition to it's already established fanbase and Nintendo fans in general. I did not realize before how immensely popular Animal Crossing was even among girls that don't normally play games.

Thanks for the laugh. You should play the game sometimes.

>NOOOO GUYS THIS WIDE APPEAL CASUAL GAME IS SELLING MORE THAN MY PURPOSEFULLY HIGH SKILL FLOOR FAST PACED ACTION GAME HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
Might as well complain that Doom isn't as successful as candy crush

We need a battle royale in Doom