Risk of Rain

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>when the Coalescence hits on the final stage

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>TFW want to finish a prismatic trial to get the prismatic trial item
>Every time I decide I want to do trials they're the hard ones

I've come to make an announcement. Mithrix's a bitch ass motherfucker. He stole my fucking items. That's right, he took his architect fucking lunar dick out and he stole my fucking items and he said his hammer was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my logbook: Mithrix, you got a small dick, its the size of this leech seed except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no glass, no gestures, look at that it looks like two chronobaubles and a bong.

He fucked my turret so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Petrichor V. That's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the planet, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT KING OF NOTHING, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have 3 minutes 40 seconds before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Void Fields, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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>linking reddit
btw, the image was drawn by someone on Zig Forums, fag

reposting from last bread

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>gets shot down by my still fully equipped turrets

*laughs in engineer*

Moon Man did nothing wrong, Providence is a little bitch for caring so much for lesser beings. He's a little pussy, especially for tricking me onto the moon.

>He fucked my turret so guess what?
This whole thing is fucking gold, god bless.

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Captain's pretty fun

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>get a singular medkit as one of my first items
>flatout have to chip him down at the end until he gives it back
I like the idea but MAN if you don't burst him down it sucks.

Also can anyone give me a moron's guide to 4+ player hosting?
I remember sv_maxplayers but I'm pretty sure that didn't work after the first update.

Boy I sure hope they drop an update that makes the server browser actually useful
I just want to play Monsoon without fucking artefacts on

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3/4 USEast

kek, based

Oh great merc still get fucked up by magma worm

>Soulbound catalyst
>Gesture of the ground
>Voodoo Doll
Probably the best item combo in the game right now.

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its probably a technique thats exhausting, hence why he slows down a bit.

This became full so I'm hosting one of my own
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Holy fucking shit I'm dead
God bless user

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Almost like it's a fucking video game. Almost like wearing 20 pairs of glasses doesn't actually increase your chance to critically hit at all.

So let's go over potential fixes for this update
>If Mythy has to stay the same, his final phase should be tweaked to stealing half your items instantly and slowly siphoning the rest, with the gimmick being you damaging him more than he can take your items away. This still makes it an oh shit moment and makes him memorable and interesting without being unfun and irritating to deal with.
>Straight up revert Merc back to his original style. Exposed is a good idea but it doesnt proc consistently enough to make it worthwhile and the interruptions to his flowy combo style take away a lot of his mechanical depth and interesting elements. Maybe put Exposed on an alternate version of his dash or on his M2 to make its damage more consistent. Dash attack speed change is almost pants-on-head retarded
>Artificer needs a complete rework into something new. Either make her into an aerial bomber who can fly around quickly, or else give her some form of wave clear please for the love of god
>Captain not being able to summon supplies in a good few maps makes sense but is gay and unfun. Take it out.
>Make Bandit

How does this sound?

Put on the invader artifact (forget name) and don’t pick up any items. Your doppelgänger will drop the drone item

>>Straight up revert Merc back to his original style. Exposed is a good idea but it doesnt proc consistently enough to make it worthwhile and the interruptions to his flowy combo style take away a lot of his mechanical depth and interesting elements. Maybe put Exposed on an alternate version of his dash or on his M2 to make its damage more consistent. Dash attack speed change is almost pants-on-head retarded
It really should just be an alternate M1. I don't see why they both can't exist.

>>Artificer needs a complete rework into something new. Either make her into an aerial bomber who can fly around quickly, or else give her some form of wave clear please for the love of god
Just play a good character user

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Just have him obliterate your items and make the map not be one giant mobility check. It'd me more thematically fitting since he reduces you to nothing as opposed to theft, and it fits with the lunar obliteration ending as well.

I agree with Merc. He feels janky as fuck now more than anything, as well his "buff" being hard off-set by his nerfs. Arti only really needs a new R, no drop off on her M2, and a limitless M1.

I was thinking this too. Why the fuck would you make such a big change to a character people are fine with when you literally have an alternate skill section for different play styles?

Good shit

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This. Exposed is a good idea and I'd like to maybe see it reworked so multiplayer allies can consume the debuff and boost their own damage, could make Merc a little less selfish

fucking change her flamethrowers to an actual laser beam

make her ice wall a big shock wave of frost instead.

make her primary bounce off things, like 3-4 bounces each, so its better for enclosed spaces.

So what's the best way to do this? Just complete the teleporter and chill for 10 minutes?

>Playing without command artifact
>Stage 5-6 at least before dying every time
>Play with command artifact
>Somehow die on stage 1-3 every time now
What the FUCK is wrong with me? Am I picking items literally worse than getting random shit?

>WEAK, WITHOUT YOUR BAUBLES AND TRINKETS

kino

he wasn't throwing a tantrum at the start of the fight, duh

DONT DO THIS! IT CRASHES THE GAME!!!