Hey bro, pass the controller

Regular house spiders don't bite people unless they're stuck between their skin and something else.

Don't mind me bro, just going to drill a half-inch hole into that new chair you bought for your porch.

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My fucking god these fuckers annoyed the shit out of me drilling holes into my front door frame

The only good thing about these is they're fun to hit with tennis racquets.

sup man mind if I chill on your wall for a wee bit

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>i'm supposed to care about bugs going extinct
fuck bugs i dont care
kill them all off

>bug bites
spiders don't bite humans unless you actively try to grab one. If you find like uneven slightly raised rash that's just spider pee.
That's caused by having a spider in your bed cause you don't clean your fucking room nor change your sheets.
Stop being a nigger and clean your house. Leave spiders alone and only get rid of our dirty webs, the ones that look gray and are obviously abandoned.

As long as you do not fly into my face. I would consider that a violation of the NAP.

>pass near one in my room's wall unknowingly
>it jumps in to my bed sheets and leaves some shit stain on the wall

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Go back into the playstation bro, my bf is over

>actively hunts insects instead of camping like a little bitch spider
>doesn't attack you or infest your place unless you live like a slob
>hates light and will run away when you enter the room
>runs away fast because he has tons of legs
Honestly, I don't get why people act like spiders are the most based bugbro when house centipedes have your back 99% of the time.

You tell 'em, Rico!

these guys are super helpful for sunflowers
will just about eat anything that climbs up to them
and you can watch them mature over time kinda sorta like pokemon but more cooler and actually there to eat other bugs and to get eaten by bigger bugs or birds

Because they're the closest animal to looking like a living spawn of satan we have in real life

kek

Y'all got any Grisham paperbacks?

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>Listening to Zig Forums
your own fault really.

>kills everything in sight

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Or else?

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>Tfw never been stung by a bee so no fear of them
>Let them land on me sometimes
>They chill for a minute then take off
Whats so bad about them?

there is always a bigger predator

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>Y'all got any Grisham paperbacks?
my fucking sides

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literally nothing? Bees are bros

wait... spiders PISS? and their piss causes a RASH?

Imagine what would feel like on your penor.

I'm not afraid of bees because Monsanto pesticides will soon take care of all of them for me!

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!

>find a gf and fuck her pussy out
>get killed like a cuck
Lmao

i saw one of these fuckers the other day, it was big and stray colored (it looked exactly like dead grass until i got closer)

it was shredding some smaller insect and eating it and turned its head to look at me when i got closer, coolest insect i've ever seen and i had no idea they even existed in this area

>tfw grabbed a bee out of the air while outside thinking it was a fly in the corner of my eye
>it stung me while i squeezed it to death
Honestly feel pretty bad bros. He probably just wanted some water or something.

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just make sure ur not allergic to beestings
ive been stung before so i know im ok
it wasnt that bad, sure in the moment it was annoying but wasnt the worst. i took a single bee at highspeed to the knee.

I'll even take a Clancy, bro

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All i got is R.L stine sorry

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It's only small, local bee species that are threatened. The European honeybee (the largest population of bees in America/Europe) isn't threatened at all for extinction.

I was wearing sandals weeks ago and one managed to get under the gap between my foot and the sandal and stung me as I crushed it.

I'm torn on these things. They loom cool but I hate how they make eye contact with you.

Yes and yes.

Just a small pocket of tarantula bros

Gimme that sweet starchy paper, boooi

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you have choice B

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I have no idea how to make sure of this other than forcing one to sting me, and I'd rather not do that since that makes them die.

you clearly been browsing my grandpa's collection. Thanks for the chuckle.

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This situation, but with a giant orange wasp.

>mfw when I was holding a beer can and my index finger was resting right on a fucking wasp.

I drank that thing to the bottom before I realised my finger wasn't cold like the others. Wasp was okay and didnt kick up a fuss.

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I am still in an ant invasion and they just won't go away. To be fair, I have literally put them in a corner compared to when they were all over the place, but they just won't stop. Bug bombed, baited, sprayed, granules, salt and pepper, lemon scented wood polish, and cinnamon candles. Just no stopping them. Even nature is trying to help by sending bro spiders, but they can't stop them.

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>centipedes
>violate the NAP by existing
>spiders
>violate the NAP by being in your bedroom
>ants
>violate the NAP by being too many
>flys
>violate the NAP by landing on your food
>wasps
>violate the NAP by entering your house
>mosquitoes
>violate the NAP by buzzing near your ears
>grasshoppers
>violate the NAP by jumping in your face
>moths
>can't violate the NAP but their burnt flesh can be a bother
>butterflies
>can't violate the NAP
>bees
>can't violate the NAP but can have theirs broken
>dragonflies
>never agreed on the NAP in the first place
is this correct?

>First I have a bunch of silverfishes in my room I cant get rid of
>Now this fucker showed up to hunt them
Does anyone else have an entire ecosystem in their room?

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Here you go fren

This is why we post 'muh dik'