GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHIP YOU TROGLODYTE MY LEFT TOE IS AS SMART AS EVERY SINGLE WASTELANDER CURRENTLY IN EXISTENCE YOU...

GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHIP YOU TROGLODYTE MY LEFT TOE IS AS SMART AS EVERY SINGLE WASTELANDER CURRENTLY IN EXISTENCE YOU ARE LITERALLY NOTHING TO ME WE WOULD SHOOT PRICKS LIKE YOU IN THE TOES IN BOARDING SCHOOL AND THEN RAM A GOLDEN ROD UP YOUR ANUS TO PROVE A POINT AS TO HOW MUCH OF A WORTHLESS BOTTEMFEEDER YOU ARE YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THE CHIP DON'T TRY TO BARTER WITH ME YOU MASSIVE CUNT CHIP OUT OF LUCK BULLSHIT CUNT PRICK OR I'LL SIC VICTOR ON YOU AND THE WAIFU ROBOT I'M GOING TO SPACE MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHIP NOW I'M FUCKING ROBERT HOUSE MY SHRIVELLED LEFT TESTICLE COULD CURE CANCER BY ITSELF AND I'M CURRENTLY BEING JACKED OFF IN MY CHAMBERS YOU HEAR NO MORE STALLING

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ok

How about I trade it for 7 snowballs?

>Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.
This is what house n-words fail to understand. Making one man hooked up to tubes in charge like a fucking warhammer character is a recipe for disaster. NCR is the only option.

Yeah let’s just drain all the water in the US for the corrupt NCR, that’ll surely solve everyone’s problems lol

>Be so based that the devs have to shoehorn in a mission where you kill the BoS just so they could say that his route has some moral ambiguity

>implying the dangerous schizophrenic technophiles don’t all deserve the rope

Bump

gun-grabber knight larpers get what they deserve.

>implying it isn't in his character to want the BoS dead
>implying it isn't in his character to be uncompromising, especially when it comes to taking out the one force in the Mojave with the equipment that could do significant damage to his robot army
Stop acting like it's so out of left-field for House to order you to take them out.

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You sure are grumpy, Mister House. You know what you need? Some fresh air.

what's your thing with toes, man

>n-words
Imagine being afraid to say nigger on a Bavarian baking forum.

Shut the fuck up, you stinky n-word.

I want a real life Cesar's Legion so bad bros...

No you don’t

>Make a minor screw-up
>Get beaten or crucified
Yeah nah

Now I want to re-install new vegas so I can kill this r*ddit motherfucker again and again and again

He didn't say it was out of character. It just wasn't originally designed that way. I believe the devs admitted to adding the Kill the BoS part specifically to make House more grey.

>conquer and subjugate countless peoples
>cool armor
>get to crucify the savages of the wasteland
>chill with your bros
ummm i'm pretty sure i do
fairly sure it doesn't work like that

[1 INT] Huuuh?

NCR is the idealistic dumbass option

The legion already exists in real life as Islamic extremists.
>hate drinking, drugs, and women
>publicly kill their enemies in horrifically brutal ways

you would be a slave or crucified, you fucking moron

He's not wrong.

The devs have gone on record as saying they removed the option to talk House out of killing the BoS because barely any players picked any other faction option when he had it.

If I have the chip, then where's the dip? Or am I looking at him?

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>guy who posts on Zig Forums assumes he would survive and thrive in an apocalyptic scenario where you’re required to be a bloodthirsty savage with no remorse as to brutally murdering people
>implying he WOULDNT be instantly killed or, at best, a lowly, lowly slave (probably a slave TO the slaves)
user, I hate to tell you...you’d probably be on a cross by the end of the day

Now that said the older I get the more I realize House was right about the BoS. They've always been shitheads but the armor you get from them was so good in FO1 that all these years later people think they're heroes. The truth is you can't have a bunch of jihadis in your backyard that think only they have the divine right to advanced technology, they absolutely had to go.

House is a dumbass. Humanity went extinct by using up nearly all of the earth’s natural resources and this guy thinks he can build an intergalactic empire when humanity couldn’t accomplish that before the earth was nuked.

Do you have any idea how depopulated the earth has become? Also, humanity didn't go 'extinct by using up the earth's natural resources', you fucking moron, they went extinct because there was a thermonuclear war COMPETING for those resources. With mankind as diminished as it is I'm sure whatever's left could last everyone for a thousand more years. The chinese don't even exist anymore, everyone on earth besides a handful of Americans are dead as fucking dillinger.

but they don't have cool armor and they literally speak in tongues
n-no u

I mean, look at Big MT. They figured out shit like teleportation, giant robot scorpions, gene splicing monsters, killer holograms, The Cloud, etc. Yet even they couldn't figure out how Securitrons worked. Is it too far-fetched to believe House?

>barely any players picked any other faction option when he had it.

How can one character literally be so based. And you can restore it with one mod so you can just always choose House. Odd to think the game will be a decade old in 2 months and it's still better than anything Bethesda farted out since they acquired the license in 2004 or whenever it was.