Play hades

>play hades
>not really into isometric brawlers, but it's alright
>pic related appears
>start drowning this bitch in nectar
>she's tsundere

shit game bad gameplay stupid dialog bad game

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Looks like OP's tsundere for isometric brawlers.

This is just the best one I've played. Furi has a precast on the dash which is retarded. Hyper Light Drifter has a shitty aftercast on it.

Piss in my ass I don't know.

Have you tried Bastion or Transistor? Supergiant makes fantastic games.

>literally introduces herself as: not like other gods(girls)
its just too fucking funny

She did didn't she. Mother FUCKER.

what the fuck is HIS problem?

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basic as fuck

overcompensating because he's not hercules

He thinks he's hot shit. That's basically it. Elysium is the afterlife for great heroes and allowed to spend the afterlife partaking in whatever pleasures and pastimes they enjoyed in life, so Theseus gets to be a cocky bastard talking shit to the "lowlifes" who wander in from Tartarus. Zag is professional enough to know stabbing him in the face to death in an arena match works far better than slinging back insults.

fuck / marry / murder?

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Fuck Meg Marry Meg
MURRRRRRRRDEEEERRRRR

wow artemis doesn't like men hmmmmm how crazy man

murder / fuck / marry
I'm a sucker for shark teeth

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murder marry fuck
i'm already trying my best to seduce the middle one at the bar every chance i get

>women
>none of them have breasts only flat pecs

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doesn't matter when you've got a big titty goth mommy

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her and aphrodite. I think user's just desensitized and can only play j games with sofa sized titties.

I don't like "mommies", that's fucking gay. Aphrodite is pink, she looks like a harlequin baby.

His best friend is too nice to tell him he's retarded.

>buying Early Access

>Game about Greek Mythology
>Full of gays, blacks and other SJW bullshit.
Yeah, no.

wouldn't really call furi a brawler though

>inb4 muh gayreeks were gaaaaaaaaay
Not openly and not like modern day homosexuals.

>tsundere
all she does is talk about how much she wants to hunt with you
shes pretty affection it to you honestly

Almost there, bros.

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would you?

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I'm not into decapitated heads user.

ok but only kisses

I must be misreading how some of the duo boons work because a lot of them seem beyond useless. Athena+Aphrodite for example.

I never tested it but you can get up to a few hundred percent backstab bonus. If that goes to your cast damage, that sounds pretty good.

don't worry
your romance options are your NON-BLOOD RELATED siblings