Excuse me Zig Forums but I'm looking for Alexander, are you him?

I'm brutal and ruthless

Thank you tough guy

>Setting is of a cabal of demons trying to resurrect not!(but actually is)Satan.
>Also has a midget sentai group, robot scientists, a rock band and a guy in a gorilla suit who fight Gene because of reasons
I would love to see the story section of God Hand's GDD, assuming it ever had one.

>because of reasons
Because Gene has the God Hand you retard

>This eclectic group of weirdos all work for the shady demon cabal because of reasons
Fine, you prissy asshole. For some reason the only group who don't work for them in the entire world are the God Hand clan and Gene who came from somewhere unrelated, apparently.

Hey faggot don't say "because reasons heh heh le epic game stories are dumb and meaningless so I don't have to pay attention" then get mad when an actual Chad tells you why

>Dismiss premise as contrived
>Clarify technicality
>It's still fucking contrived
Go away.

>being confused about god hands story
Brainlet. I bet you didn't even play the game and think that retarded comic is accurate

No but I'm BRUTAL and RUTHLESS.

It's not confusing, it's stupid. And you making a minor point which doesn't change the original issue doesn't mean anything.
Go away.

I'M ALEXANDER THE GREAT

>fake """fan""" telling a real player to go away
peak Zig Forums
Post your copy of GH

>Fake fan
Stupid defense.
>Post your copy of GH
I'm at work, fuck off.

Platinum is such fucking ass. They've never made a game as good as their Clover days.

>fake fan refusing to admit he has no idea about the game outside I assume some retarded youtube video
btw here's my copy because unlike you I actually play
Filtered casual. Platinum games beat the shit out of Clover

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>filtered
It's kinda hard to be filtered by baby combat and QTEs which is all that Platinum has ever done.

>he got filtered
It's ok user, we all start bad at these games. Instead of being a fucking baby improve and learn.

I literally implied that I beat the games at least once.
God Hand is still king. MGR, on the other hand, is dogshit.

>once
So you haven't explored them
>MGR is shit
Yeah no shit retard, now play a Platinum game with depth

Oh no no no no no

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Aka nothing since it's all shallow like MGR

But that's my photo from that thread
>i played MGR so I think all Platinum games are the same
>anyway that's why they're shit
Ok

Such as what? Bayo is shit compared to DMC, Vanquish is borderline ok.
God Hand is still top tier and actually difficult if you keep at level Die. Stop shitposting you dumb poser.

>DMCfag
>retarded
Every
Fucking
Time

Why are we even comparing God Hand with Platinum's games considering GH is basically an over-the-shoulder fighting game with crowd control while most Platinum games are more standard 3rd-person action affairs.

>Platinumfag
>retarded
Same people, really

>fake fan
Stupid defense, actually justify the silly plot instead of running on an ad hominem angle next time, moron.

>DMCfags literally can't even come up with their own retorts
No wonder all you do is jerk off donguri and pretend it's what you do

Sure thing
>Calling someone a fake fan
>Orders a second hand copy in 2020 to pose on Zig Forums
Also
>Platinum action games
>Not reskinned garbage

>why are we comparing a superior fighting game with actual flow, crowd control and enemy variety to cookie-cutter press square to kill enemy and iframe dodge stuff now and then

>Gene has the god hand
>they want the god hand
>filtered casual upset someone is a real fan
>i haven't played platinum games

>tfw never comfy threads about this genre anymore

>Gene has the god hand
>they want the god hand
That isn't the answer to the inherent absurdity of the plot moron.
Also the fact that actually was your pic shows you're just a bandwaggoning faggot late to the show.

>filtered
Where?

Now we can't even have God Hand threads without retards shitting it up?

>where
Read the thread
>buying a game means you're a bandwagoner
Oh ok
Zig Forums is fucking dead

>no no no those aren't REAL platinum games
filtered

It's a literal newfag who didn't even play the fucking game until March this year, ignore him.
Also it's an aussie shitposter, double reason to ignore him.

Yeah I see your autistic falseflagging platinumdrone posts, but nothing about your shizo rambling about people getting filtered by a fucking platinum game

>the day I got my copy is the day I played it
Oh you're retarded

Someone has been absolutely dedicated to shitting on the threads for like the last 2-3 years, like it's one fucking guy who's made it his mission to ruin God Hand threads.

>buying a game means you're a bandwagoner
You're bandwaggoner because you didn't even play the game until March this year and you clearly did it because you think it's some kind of epic meme shit because you blogposted about it here.
So yeah, you're a faggot and also pretty cancerous. Fuck off.

>I totally played it before I bought it
Too bad that by your own established retard logic you can't prove that and are wrong. Oh well.

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