Finally playing it on PC, Im 20 hours in. Isn't this game supposed to be terrible?
DEATH STRANDING
That’s what all the pc secondaries said when they couldn’t play it last year
Lol pranked! Everyone was joking when they said it was good!
It's pure kino
Tied with MGS 2 for Kojima's best
Only 10 hours in, really enjoying it. Playing slowly and taking it all in, reading the interviews and trying to understand the story. It's peak comfy.
Same, once you reach Episode 3 the fun skyrockets. Its oddly addictive.
>Isn't this game supposed to be terrible?
Yes, and if you believe otherwise you're probably a lot stupider than you think you are.
its a great game, the story is cringe tho, every character is literally retarded, the worst story kojima ever made 2beh0nest
>stupider
>durrr hurrr duhh
kek
This is what happens when there isn't daily DS, some shit "I just played it Zig Forums said bad why'd he lie" threads...
Im sorry you didn't like the game, its your loss. I hope you find joy in your life soon.
Zig Forums hates everything, user. you should know this by now.
It is terrible. I'm sorry you're experiencing remorse
>its your loss
It's only a loss if there was something good there to enjoy.
yeah once you can bypass all the terrible combat encounters by driving the vans with no physics across the empty map the fun really ramps up. This game is so fucking bad lmao
its not terrible and its not great, its decent. It's just has very similar short comings like MGSV where it seems to not feel exactly right like it was rushed and would have been better to delay the game for another year.
The way Kojima marketed it as a horror game but then released a hold L2 R2 sim was kino
you should play before shitposting
maybe play the game first before trying to shitpost.
>Kojima marketed it as a horror game
how was it marketed as a horror game?
no its 200% ludo
you can get the same experience by looking at pictures of landscapes on Google since the entire open world is just copy pasted photogrammetry. Every single aspect of the game feels so slipshod and half-baked. Why does the gunplay feel like a ps2 game? Why are there literally NO physics? It truly feels like there was nobody directing the actual game itself, just the cutscenes.
But it is user, that is why is your loss.
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>Why does the gunplay feel like a ps2 game?
Not an action game really, the combat is basic, serviceable at best, but its ok because is not the focus of the game.
>Why are there literally NO physics?
You literally gain momentum by running the more load you carry. You cant just do a full stop instantly. Do you even played the game? Its the best walking simulator out there.
jesus the whole part about amelie's beach was so bad, my enjoyment took a dive only to be saved by cliff and die-hardman
Guy you responded to here, playing right now, taking literal box of jizz from one side of the map to the other, recently got the motorbike. It's pretty fun.
I spend last night building a bunch of roads on the second map, and now I have gain like 100,000 likes. Is that normal? I think i had around 5000 before that. Seems like an insane amount
>Isn't this game supposed to be terrible?
No, it's a masterpiece
kino
Vehicles are a trap, you shouldn't use them
PCtards called it a “walking sim” until they actually played it
btw you’re welcome for beta testing, hope you enjoy
Finding joy in something shitty would only be a plus if there were a shortage of genuinely enjoyable things.
The Good
>inventory management
>the aesthetics
>the music
The Bad
>the random-ass implementation of the music
>clunky shallow combat
>no enemy variety
>no quest variety
>stealth is just hiding in bushes like an ubisoft game
>npcs only appear in cutscenes so the world feels completely lifeless
>open world is empty and has nothing to discover or any distractions from pure questing
>floaty vehicles, they really feel terrible to drive which you do a lot of late game
>zip lines literally nullify the traversal mechanics which are 75% of the game, but are needed because traversing the map becomes so fucking repetitive
>dipshit story
>cringe characters
>"boss fights" are an absolute slog and just repeat themselves
I finished the game but only enjoyed the first 10 hours or so. The game is a bunch of interesting ideas that nobody took the time to fully realize. Probably because Kojima just spouts ideas without actually overseeing their development. Except inventory management. That's the one mechanic they actually polished.
>how was it marketed as a horror game?
The cope from the cultists is unreal
it isn't, people automatically leave likes whenever they use a structure
the road is the only thing guaranteed to be in the same place in every person's game.
Based
How so? They seem far better as long as the terrain isnt too bad and there are no unavoidable BT zones.
because you're missing the point just like this retard
I guess you could call it a shitty long haul sim as well
>"this game is shit" - single platform retards who couldn't play larping that they had
>"this game is kino" - single platform retards who couldn't play who can now on PC
Why did the devs include game mechanics that totally contradict the supposed 'point' of the game? Sounds like bad design to me.
Literally this. The game is just so boring but pretentious idiots will say its the best. They think they will look smart if they say they like this game. Its actually the opposite, they got tricked.
>PCtards called it a “walking sim” until they actually played it
What the fuck else would you call it? Everyone actively avoids the combat because of how awful it is so walking is pretty much all you'll be doing. Sometimes crouching. Sometimes running away from BT encounters because they're so shit
Halfway through the game the map is crisscrossed with highways and driving is all you do because you need to transport fuckloads of materials to every base to get the upgrades you'll never use
why didn't you answer the question?
Is still your loss because I can find joy in more things than you, apparently.
honestly I like the game, but this isn't wrong (except the so fucking bad part) and that's why it's making people seethe
>because I can find joy in more things than you
No, you just find joy in shit things. I find joy in nice things. Your poor standards aren't something to be proud of.