I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE

I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM BLIZZARD FOR 1000 FUCKING YEARS LAD

FUCKING CHRIST I FEEL LIKE A GOD

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What did you say?

>life long enough for life extension technology
>life long enough thanks to life extension technology until there is de-aging technology
>live long enough until august 13th 3020
What would you say?

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fuck niggers

Is this the proudest moment of your 13 years alive?

eat shit nigger
and yes im very fucking smug right now

mark it in your calendar

you feel like a god because you typed an edgy comment on the internet? Jezus OP, get your life in order.

>520914121
commie mommie antifa faggot is assblasted

kid say bad word think he very cool and edgy
kys faggot

How’d you do it?

>hey guys look how edgy I am
no one cares underage

I hope some faggot makes a thread about this 1000 years from now

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all these gaymers real mad

I got my 1000 years ban after making a thread about how Jaina is hotter than Sylvannes

Impossible, the world ends in 2038.

Forums legit won't be around in 3020. And yes I gave a serious response to a pretty entertaining question.

I'm screencapping this.

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heres my horrible crime

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Based Blizzard, that pasta is and always was trash.

>what's a nigger, user?
>what's fucking, user?

I have no ragrets

youre a legend, op
i always enjoy watching faggoty blizzard behaves.
its almost a game to try to get banned with the smallest provocation.
you cant even get mad at blizzard anymore.
they are just funny now.

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clean up my fucking mess jannies
clean that shit the fuck up

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Blizzard has granted you 1,000 years of immortality. Consider this a curse, not a boon.

And this was the moment I knew you were mah nigga

>using Zig Forums memes outside of Zig Forums
you deserved it

oh look a GAYmer

People post on the Blizzard forums?

>Dude look how cool and edgy I am!
>Posted a censored copypasta
Go and choke on a dick OP

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its mostly stay at home soccer moms, wine aunts, and people on welfare

It's funnier this way because it confirms Blizzard has no solid bones left in its body.

>literally permabanned for the fucking Navy Seals copypasta
working at blizzard must make your brain shrink

>Forums legit won't be around in 3020
Because planet Earth will be ded or because we would be uploaded into the cosmicalhivemind and forums would be redundant?