Why was humor and promotional material for video-games in the past full of so much charm?

Why was humor and promotional material for video-games in the past full of so much charm?

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because that's sexist and racist, bigot

charm and... other stuff.

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>coom magazine circlejerk thread #8342023885110345
I sentence this thread to death!

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Pretty neat add, shame the game was trash.

Does anyone have those Earthworm Jim promo images? Y'know, those very disgusting ones.

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>Hurr durr why did they stop using sex to sell games to seven year olds

y?

...what

The 90s was like that. Seemed like the worse the game was, the less you'd see of it in ads, and the more you'd see of some model. The other ad for this game showed actual nipple.

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>no one 18+ played video games or read magazines then
hello zoomie

Forsaken isn't really that bad though. It's a decent game.

The elevator scene. Nuff said

That was back when the moral outrage crowd screaming about video games was right wing and nobody cared. Then the moral outrage crowd screaming about video games was taken over by the left and for some nonsensical godforsaken reason they were listened to.

How do you think this kind of scene would play out if the two ladies went along with it?

probably has something to do with how many devs are left themselvss and didn't mind being, if they didn't already consider themselves, enemies of the right.

also twitter.

>THIS SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN FOR SEX APPEAL IS OFFENSIVE! CENSOR IT! (Right)
>No way fag
>THIS SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN FOR SEX APPEAL IS OFFENSIVE! CENSOR IT! (Left)
>Yes you are absolutely correct it's awful we'll change it immediately

I fucking hate this entire species

Using Daxter as a double ended dildo

The future is forsaken the future is FORSAKEN. I remember the tv commercial. Me and my friend rented this one night and it was pretty shit.

It's only going to get worse and worse from now.

Unironically, rightwingers need to learn how to code.

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We still do.

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I always get
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on my mind when I'm on a good killstreak.

Oop, wrong thread.

They knew who they were advertising to.

>NOOOO, YOU CAN'T BE INTERESTED IN SEXY WOMEN!!!

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Jak fucks the brunette and Daxter fucks the blonde.

because years of porn addiction has altered your brain into only recognizing arousal as a positive value.

Cuz it's fun.

Damn the girls back then were quite slim too, which is nice. Only issue is that their shoulders are too broad.

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>Guy finds women hot
>Must be addicted to porn

Well fuck I guess men have had a porn addiction since the dawn of fucking time

Don't you know that only virgins find women attractive? That's what certain people keep implying, at least.

It's even better when the game is just as great as the ad.

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Feel sorry for you zoom zooms that didn't get to enjoy vidya before the hypersensitive fee fees. People just knew better back then shit wasn't a big deal.

>stop using sex to sell video games to 7 year olds
>now just use sex to sell sex to 7 year olds
truly we have progressed as a society