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>Infiltrator
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>Renegade
>No romance
>Destroy
>Default MaleShep
>Earthborn
>Sole Survivor
>Kill Rachnai Queen
>Focus on Sovereign
>Destroy Base
>Sabotage Cure
>Peace with Geth/Quarians
>Destroy Ending
>Romance No One
Why won't girls ever jerk me (my penis) around?
Female
Redhead
Colonist
Ruthless
Renegade
Adept / Sentinel / Sentinel
Liara
Save the Queen
Focus Sovereign
Save Wrex
Keep the Cure
Always punch the media
Always cutscene murder
Liara Shadowbroker
Fuck the Quarians, Save the Geth
Merge
>1st playthrough
Earthborn Sole Survivor Paragon Solider Male (Sheploo) - John: Was with Ashley in ME1 but switched to Tali in ME2 and stayed with her in ME3
>2nd playthrough
Earthborn Sole Survivor Paragade Infiltrator Female (Frecklebeast) - Jane: Was with Liara for the whole series
>3rd playthrough
Colonist Ruthless Renegade Vanguard Male (Black) - Jack: Was with Ashley in ME1 but switched to Jack in ME2 and stayed with her in ME3
>4th playthrough
Spacer War Hero Paragon Sentinel Female (Caucasian) - Joan: Stayed single in ME1 (I think), got with Garrus in ME2 and stayed with him in ME3
>5th playthrough
Spacer Ruthless Renegon Engineer Male (Asian) - Jian: Stayed single in ME1 and ME2, got with Kaidan in ME3
>6th playthrough
Colonist War Hero Paragon Adept Female (Latina) - Jade: Was with Kaidan in ME1 (I think), switched to Thane in ME2 and stayed with him in ME3 until he died; hooked up with Samara in the Citadel DLC
ptsd soldier rp, not bad. but i'd also choose geth over quarians
>me2
>fuck cerberus
>fuck around with Jack
>fall in love
>play rest of the game pro-human anti-cerberus
>get Miranda and Jacob killed
>pro-human anti-cerberus
Cerberus IS humanity
they don't do enough oversight on their own projects leading to a bunch of anti-human shit happening
Cerberus is so fucking incompetent. While they had the right idea, they're so terribly led, almost every fucking thing they do blows up in their face as a result. It was fucking stupid, Cerberus had a sense of mystery about them in ME1, ME2 had a more nuanced take, trying to explain their ideology and they weren't just a bunch of assholes, ME3 went full hurdur retarded space nazis.
It's almost like getting rid of their main writer in the middle of ME2 and rewriting the rest of the trilogy had detrimental effects.
>ME2 had a more nuanced take, trying to explain their ideology and they weren't just a bunch of assholes
It didn't do any of that. It just ruined a fairly bland idea by making you wonder why a "pro human" group caused so much human suffering while railroading you into doing what they want for a whole game.
Damn I still remember my first time. I legit thought I broke the game somehow for a second.
Femshep
Sole Survivor
Spacer
Infiltrator
Spare Rachni Queen
Quarian/Geth peace
Save Council
Save Wrex
Remove reporter kebab
Sex Liara
Destroy
>vanguard
>earthborne
>sole survivor
>mostly paragon
>everyone survived suicide mission including Normandy crew
>destroyed collector base
>cured genophage
>stayed faithful to Ashley
>destroy ending
Best credits song youtu.be
>stayed faithful to Ashley
My man
>Vanguard
>Earthborn
>War Hero
>Renegade
>Romance Miranda
>Saved Wrex
>Cured Korgans
>Peace with Geth/Quarians
>Synthesis
>ME2
>Cerberus
>nuanced
The same organisation that leads Shepard into a trap for no good reason?
This is my wife...
cool parasite
S-she loves me and I love her...
Fraternization with a subordinate to this level is absolute retard mode. Even if Shepard can skirt this by being a SPECTRE, it's still a blatantly irresponsible move. In reality, Shepard should not be fucking around with anyone. It's his job as the leader to be clear headed and make life or death decisions at a moments notice. Romance invites massive emotional attachment that would undermine the mission and when all life in the universe is at stake, doing this is absolutely childish teenage behavior, totally unworthy of an officer.
Man, someone needs to get laid
that's why any romance after me1 is alright because you're essentially dead and all ties to the alliance were severed because of muh cerberus spooky shit
hello frens, where and when can we expect ME remaster screenshots? ty in advance
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The most fitting reaction image I've seen lately.
You're still leading a fucking military mission where billions of lives are at stake. It doesn't matter if you are officially part of the Alliance or not. The mental checks and balances of being a combat commander still apply. The only thing that would be acceptable is fucking some chick on the side that has nothing to do with your crew or mission.
Renegade Shep would fuck his underlings
by that logic you must really hate me3 for forcing you to feel sad over some random kid when probably millions died in that attack
Went with adept, I do miss shooting with other guns tho..
tfw
>Default FemShep
>Colonist
>Sole Survivor
>Sentinel
>Mostly Renegade, but not evil
>Save the Council
>Anderson represents humanity
>Save Rachnai Queen
>Save Wrex
>Keep the cure
>Always punches the reporter
>Headbutts Krogan
>Convinced Saren to kill himself
>Destroy base
>Genophage cured
>Peace with Geth/Quarians
>Destroy Ending + Shepard Survives
>Blueberry romance
When I look back on or replay the trilogy, I only have 3 major complaints, the kid is one of them.
Renegade does not mean being an irresponsible, short sighted retard, it's doing whatever is necessary to get the mission done and being willing to use violence instead of diplomacy to achieve your goals. Having sex with your crewmates is just being a petty self-centred fool. In reality, Jigillo Shep would get himself and his whole crew killed.