Mega HAPPENING : HAIL TIM SWEENEY

>apple gaming

oh no

Based kids game

i hope google also removes that cancer

yeah, personally I never heard about this game before this drama

This is all a huge marketing stunt, not that they won't go through with the lawsuit anyway (they have fuck you money so they can take it even if they lose), but it's painfully obvious this was all done for the sake of marketing. The had a trailer, marketing slogan (#FreeFortnite), permanent store price cut, and everything already planned ahead of time.

ok but fortnite slaps haters are glizzy eaters srs sus

HOLY SHIT ZOOMERS WILL KILL APPLE IN YOUR LIFETIME BASED TIM CHADNEY

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They sued so fast that I am suspicious that this was the intention all along.

good, fuck Apple and their gay shit

ok buying games as platform exclusives was kinda cringe but this is epic ngl

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I hate apple because the people who love apple tend to be pretentious pricks. I also hate fortnight because it's fucking stupid. I wonder if there is a way for fortnight to not be allowed on apple and for apple to also be fined billions.

based and redpilled

>Chang thread
Can't wait to see Timmy get BTFOed by Apple like he got BTFOed by Google. I wonder if he's already written the post he'll make when he loses the lawsuit.

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#FreeFortnite

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Is this real life

REMINDER THAT EPIC GAMES IS CO-OWNED BY TENCENT, A CHINESE COMPANY OWNED BY CCP. THIS IS ALL A PLAN TO DISMANTLE THE WEST FURTHER TO ENACT A COMMUNIST REVOLUTION!

DON'T FALL FOR THIS!

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A chink owned company telling children it's gonna be 1984 if they cant play fortnite on their fruit phones is some 1984 shit.

yes please

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Shut the fuck up Google already lost Tim already bypassing the cut and Google is afraid now it's time to tame the apple kike

what's so damn funny is that stupid trailer they put out is going to hurt them in their own lawsuit; courts really frown on that kind of shit

okay Zig Forums

And it is. But what's wrong? Fuck apple.

Never understood a "bundle" of a FREE game on a physical disc, with some digital freebies and a console. Who would pick that shit over something like an Uncharted, GoW, Spidey bundle?

It's almost happened before. Unfortunately I don't think Steve can save them this time

>ching chongs out in full force today

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Good! Fuck apple!

It's just a try to make more money than they already do. Hurr durr let's rally up 12 year olds on twitter so apple will back down and give us more profit.

>if he keeps losing, he wins!

>Ninety-eighty Fortnite
Goddamn that's a pretty incredible callback. For all of you zoomers, Apple introduced the Macintosh during the 1984 Superbowl with an ad referencing Orwell's novel, and directed by Blade Runner's Ridley Scott. It's considered to be one of the best and most influential ads of all time, and now fucking Fortnite of all things have used it against them. That's fucking genius.

This is basically what happens if the attention-starved autist in grade school who always started shit so they could play the victim somehow became a billionaire.

yeah, as it's intentional defamation

children

also parents when every other bundle is snatched up by scalpers

seems more like brave new world to me.

fuck fortnite
fuck apple
fuck china
fuck you
fuck me
fuck jannies

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>store monopoly bad
>restricts games to his store
???

well he did because you can now buy vbucks without a single cent going to google

i just want apple to die bros, its such a shitty company yet they have all this money

I STAND WITH TIM

They should
The whole purpose of this is to fuck Apple in the anti trust lawsuit they’re currently in
Epic played this shit perfectly and it’s absolutely hilarious

Did you know Steve died of ligma?

That's hilarious, Fortnites marketing team are earning their v bucks wages

wtf is that real ?

On the one hand, fuck the chinkstore and fortnite but on the other hand, fuck apple. Confusing times.

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ligma ballz

Clueless parents. Kid wants Fortnite, this box has Fortnite.

>Never understood a "bundle" of a FREE game
Attracting any kinds of customers in any ways possible. Nintendo has a certain type of marketing for a certain audience, Sony goes for anyone possible, and Microsoft is just being stupid with money

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And a Tiananmen Square Massacre and Falun Gong to you, too. 李洪志 Enjoy being re-educated.

>taking down Apple
>taking down Valve
they're unstoppable

You know that Epic is not only going to get laughed out of court over this, but also forced to pay likely hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and settlements to Apple, right? Because that's literally all that will happen here, the law is completely on the side of Apple since Epic are the ones in breach of a legally binding contract that they knowingly and willfully agreed to.

gottem

going to war with apple. even tho they have chyna behind him I don't think this is a smart move.

Parody is protected by law, it's funny that you zoomers don't know about the original
youtube.com/watch?v=2zfqw8nhUwA

Give me one reason I should root for Epic over Apple in this scenario.

Epic's lawsuit document mentions xcloud and game pass in it too so it is possible that the consequences towards apple apply to those too if epic wins
kek

>he thinks there´s any difference between epic and apple
you fucking idiot both are chinese controlled megacorporations that only want your money and a piece of the population to control

BASED FUCK APPLE
FUCK STEAM
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS CCP

I'd be way more sympathetic to this if epic didn't buy third party exclusivity the way they do, because right now this comes off as massively hypocritical.

Good

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it's even more hilarious when he appeared in some windows conference and said something about everything should be open. while paying random studios to have exclusive deals

How in the fuck is doing this going to incite a communist revolution exactly?

The free market is a spook.

This. Fuck China and fuck Tencent.

that is new, same as they did with Apple but Google hasn't pulled the app, maybe they will too...

Illegal contracts are not binding.

burgers are afraid of any type of anything thats different

Cringe

When epic wins you get big discounts apple can die in a fire

I already knew about the original, it is still defamation against Apple's brand since it is clearly made to mock Apple and a court would be aware of this. It could sway the whole case, honestly a dumb move to make this public if it weren't for the fact this is all a publicity stunt to begin with

Nothing will come from this

You know games on the EGS still cost the same $60 even though "they take less of a cut to pass on to gamers"

this honestly
I don't understand tim's hate boner for valve when steam is just another store, steam can't and won't restrict epic like apple does

>Apple was just in the supreme court the other week saying the appstore wasnt monopolistic and predatory
Its like pottery, it works.
youtu.be/VtvjbmoDx-I

Tim vs Tim, whoever wins we lose.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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You shouldn't. Epic is acting as an agent of Chinese sabotage and subversion. Not only are they trying to hurt the American economy and American businesses, they are using the game to spread propaganda and gaslighting tactics to brainwash their young and impressionable playerbase.

based

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You forgot the part where consolewarring and moneyhatting exclusives (which already bled into PC thanks to Epic) will be EVERYWHERE after they win

i hope they lose and they have to pay apple the big bucks

What's illegal about the App Store contract?

The thing is I hate apple about as much as I hate epic games, in a universe where epic weren't such faggots I'd cheer this on

Officially confirmed: iChads are based. If you own a droid or PC, you're a chink shill

Epic will never win. I know you're either a chink shill or underage, but Epic is in violation of legal contracts here and will definitely lose in court.

Basado.
#FreeFortnite

ok this is based and epic

Billion dollar corporation vs Billion dollar corporation

One owned by the Chinese, the other one known for being pretty shitty as well

Take your bets

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wtf i love based china now

>Apple vs Microsoft, Epic Games et al.
Cool.

Based Apple removing chink shovelware.

Co-owned is generous, it is blatantly obvious now that China is in full control of Tim and Epic. This entire stunt is solely Chinese propaganda and subversion.

Because its better then any of those games.

>Multi million dollar company fighting against another multi million dollar company
Oh the horror, it's the end of the world, I hope both get fucked at the same time.

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see

based fuck Trump

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Apple just lost a Supreme Court case last year...

The billionaire is standing up to the trillionaire

This seems rather self-destructive for both parties. Apple is going to win easily but not before Epic runs a huge attack campaign on them, which will influence a lot of young minds against Apple. Which is good because fuck the both of them.

No, but legal ones are, such as the one Epic signed and agreed to with Apple. Dumb chink.

children
my little bro got my grandma to buy him one
he now plays fortnite all day, I doubt he even knows other video games exist
I wish I was joking

not that a give a single fuck about fortnite but what exactly is there to sue about here?
how is this any different than console exclusives

It's more that Sony pays Epic Games to use the brand to attract clueless parents.

You shouldn't, Epic tactic is very scummy here and rooting for them will basically allow them making even greedier scummy moves(threatening Windows for example over some chink closed system, still shitting on Linux)

I hate how they keep using that shitty rainbow skin for everything

death to american corporations

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Apple makes all their products in china, same shit.

based

Good.
The chinks have been buying the ground out from under you stupid burgers for decades now. You're literally only just noticing what has been going on for years. I can't want for them to buy your whole country so I don't have to hear about your stupid politics anymore.

Trillion dollar corporation vs billion dollar corporation*

Tencent has a minority stake, not ownership

The court will decide that, slave.

HOLY FUCK LMAO

>Everything should be open so I can buy the exclusivity rights
Sweeney isn't your friend.

Cringed! And yet.......very based.

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this has nothing to do with console exclusivity
if a transaction goes through apples store they take a cut simple as that
apple is not happy about them trying to dodge that so they removed the game from their appstore
now sweeny is very angery and wants to sue, theres a 0% chance Epic somehow wins this

One is GAY the other is autistic, take your pick white man

That's fucking nice

Chang

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>you can get in legal trouble if you don't blindly obey apple
Do burgers really?

He is not, but I never gave a single fuck about any of Epic Games Store's "exclusives."

that's not how it works, kid
>t. actually involved in trademark and copyright law

Not anymore. They moved their manufacturing to India this year, which is why China is doing this as retaliation. It's laughable though because it will end with Epic and Tencent completely cucked in court and forced to pay hundreds of millions in damages and legal fees to Apple lmao.

2020 is fucking wild brothers.

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>muh exclusivity
I don't give a fuck, so far everything has been fairly priced and I bought the "exclusives" when I felt like buying them. Steam exclusives also exist, I don't give a fuck about them either and neither do you

Epic is alleging breaches of California State law in addition to the Federal anti-trust stuff.

classlawgroup.com/antitrust/state-laws/california-cartwright-act/

>sells trash without value
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 30% IS TOOO MUCH AND CHINESE WANT MORE MONEY AND NOT ONLY YOUR DATA
>brainwashes american dumb children

Fortnites already dying anyways

Watch for Epic to sue, get told by their lawyers that their asses will become wider than the English Channel and then quietly withdraw. Though for personal entertainment, I would love to see Epic get fucked by Apple.

>be a kike
>get found out
>get banned
>start throwing a temper tantrum like a sperg
Does Sweeney actually believe he can win?

epic gave option to bypass apples IAP and all revenue goes directly to them instead of paying store cut to apple and mocked them with "remove us if you don't like it" and apple did LMAO

Battle of the Tims
Will Tim Apple or Tim Epic win
Place your bets

This one's on me lads!
*foams at the mouth*

Epic doesn't have to win, this is just the newest thing to get people talking about fortnite again. Expect dumb shit to pop up every few months as they try to keep people interested in the ONE game that makes them money.

Did you see his tweets? The man lives in a bubble and unironically believes the shit he says.

This is retarded. Companies do not have legal right to access to another companies service.

That’s like trying to argue Sony has to allow certain games on its marketplace. Sony routinely denies applications for games to appear on their market place. Steam has removed games from theirs.

When you put an app on Apple App Store you are signing an agreement, you know a contract, with them. Does Sweeney really think Apple does not have language in that contract stating that I’m exchange for the use of Apples marketplace Apple receives a percentage of all in game/in app sales?

If by some absolute magic that Epic wins this, it would set a precedent against console exclusives. I highly doubt that will happen though, but it would be great memes.

This absolutely would have ramifications for console exclusives if they won. Smartphones are not that divorced from modern consoles. They won't win though.

Except they dropped the price of vbucks.

This is soul.

When epic wins geforce now and other services will be unbanned on the apple store
Shut the fuck sub 80iq subhuman

>put shartnite on the store and agree to TOS
>break TOS
>WHAT THE FUCK UR THE MONOPOLY MONEY STOLEN

they (Epic's lawyers) already filed

>they fuse
>Tim Epple is unleashed upon the world

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BRAINWASH AMERICANS
>infects the entire world with their SJW brain parasite
Death to America

jesus what the fuck are they thinking

He can hurt Apple stocks over this and it will be enough.

Dumb chink. I'm a lawyer. I understand the law unlike a worthless rice farmer like you. Apple is guaranteed to win this, there isn't any other possible outcome as Apple has the law on their side fully here.

>Trump wants to ban TikTok
>Epic pulls this shit to knowingly discredit Apple, they even had an Ad ready for it

Trade wars are just high-level shitposting.

>own most of Epic
>”minority stake”

I never said it was copyright infringement (because it isn't), I said it is defamation.

despite what you think epic is about the developers
they give free shit out all the time
lower cuts from developers games on their platforms so devs can survive and make more games
they give free shit out every week
fortnite money enables them easily but they at least give something back to their developers and consumers

Turns out the fortnite gamers were plying for freedom all along

EPIC