HE'S BIGGER

HE'S BIGGER.
HE'S BADDER.
HE'S THE FIRST LINE IN THE REDFIELD CLAN.
AND HE AIN'T GOING TO STOP TIL SOMEONE IMPREGNATES HIS CLAIREBEAR

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I was reading this as the DK rap. But then it fell apart in the 3rd line

I did the same thing.

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well shit now i want a proper DK rap Chrisposting

Jamie Lannister if he fake

I read it in the voice of syndrome from the incredibles

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why doesn't he just do it himself

>lets make potatos

HE'S BIGGER
HE'S BADDER
AND HE WANTS YOU
TO ADD ONE MORE TO THE REDFIELD CREW

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now i can leave this thread

Fear what you will become, and become what you fear.

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the Redfield bloodline is immune to the potatofication

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LE ON
FUCK MY SIS

Same

10/10

Me too.

I love how they didn't even explain wtf happened to Jill or how she was suddenly a blonde superhuman badass bullet dodging sex doll.

Holy cringe

>Leon.... I'm already a demon

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oh god he made another

Thank you.

I made a thread where i did whole the dk rap with RE characters instead of kongs.

it got 1 reply

Here's chris if anyone cares

>he's the leader of the bunch, he got a bit older
>he's finally back, to punch more boulders
>his glock 17, can fire in spurts
>if he shoots ya, it's gonna HURT
>he's bigger, faster, and stronger too
>Ethan, if you don't fuck my sister than the Redfield bloodline's through!

>glock 17
Chris fires a Beretta 92

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not bad/10

E THAN
YOU CAN FUCK HER TOO

I desire this

Fixing up to add variation, user!:
>>his Beretta 92, can explode a zombie's head
>>if he shoots ya, you're gonna see RED