Would you say that the Master Chief is autistic, Zig Forums?

Would you say that the Master Chief is autistic, Zig Forums?

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He has all the signs yes.

SPARTAN-IIs were raised from childhood to be perfect human soldiers. I would be surprised if any one of them avoided the spectrum.

Yes, as autistic as Samus.

Why is Cortana drawn so...tumblery?

>gun boy
Why do they do this. Why do they talk like this. Why do they write this. Why do they ALL do this, and why won't they stop.

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In canon, he may as well be one, even if by design. He was raised in a pure militaristic environment, knows only how to handle himself as a soldier in combat, his only relations are professional ones and a sapient AI, and he is build to lack sexual desires.

Yes, less so in the newer games though

Who the fuck is they and who do you always imagine them

>cal arts cortana

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No he just doesn't fuck around

can you elaborate?

This

damn you're autistic lol

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>ywn bury your face into Cortana's crotch

>has visible tits
>shapley , you can tell its female
>no gross body hair or weird mumps all over her face
>Tumblry

iktf

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This is the nigga that draws all those space marine Primarchs as chicks right?

>cute anime fairy
>fat roastie
what went so wrong?

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>anime
nah she looked good

>fat roastie
like...boob fat?

Cortana has best feet as an AI.

I need to see some proof

The face looks like it was drawn from calarts that's why, she also looks thicker than usual

Why do people say her boobs got bigger in 4? They look a little bigger in 3 to me.

I've only played until halo 2 but dont mind spoilers. How the fuck do you fuck cortana ?

>stop playing halo after halo 2
>years later decide to try halo 3, long after its dead
>hate it and everything after minus ODST
Halo CE, Halo 2, ODST. Anything else is trash

Hell yeah.

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No, just emotionally stunted, like the rest of the SPARTAN-IIs.

>calling Halo 3 trash
>considering ODST anything but trash
Kill yourself

He also got his sex drive nuked by the augmentation process.

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Best cortana, if only 343 applied same enthusiasm to everything else

big Spartan girls

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why does halo ce on the pc mcc feel like its running at 30 fps on classic graphics? anniversary graphics feel fine but i dont want to play on those

In the next Halo book MC is going to Reach to retrieve something from the CASTLE base to help "fight" Cortana. He'll find spartan viagra and hook up a onahole usb to Cortana and fuck the bitch out of her