Remember Kids, if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die

Remember Kids, if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die

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Thank you Captain Lou Albano for keeping me away from drugs

What if I want to go to hell so Satan can give me his huge goat knot for me to take? Girl (male) by the way.

Imagine unironically consuming drugs or alcohol when you don't have
>Your own car
>A proper education (at least a bachelor's)
>First house
Pissing away what little money you have on bread and circus is why people stagnate

Where in the bible does it prohibit drugs?

Most Americans barely pass high school and the system is rigged in their favor. Those usually end up dropping out of uni and think "intellectualism" is just liberal mumbo jumbo but will gladly beg for medicine/tech those intellectuals develop or create.

It discouraged the lifestyle

>before you die
He means drugs will make your life a living hell.

>BEFORE You die

Oh god

>system rigged in their favor
>teaches them nothing worthwhile like their taxes or any how not to waste all their money
>BUT I BECAME A ENGINEEEERRRR REEEEEE
no wonder americans want to OD.

Higher education is mostly a meme in this day and age
>Average of 30K USD of student debt for each year
>All you get is a piece of paper
>Many times your chance of getting a job will be the same after some university education
>Difference is you will have wasted 3-5 years and have tons of debt

The intellectual will go for the apprenticeship
If you go into plumbing as an example, and then get unionized after 2 years, you will have earned more in your lifetime even with the "lower salary" than you would as some engineer

>Talk to your priest, Rabbi, Minister

Why those 3 specifically

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America was still heavily religious in the late '80s - early '90s.

i mean i used to be religious too, but i ain't now for good reason.
>inb4 ur just a atheist
nope. i just believe in god but don't follow any specfic religion.

Based Albano telling it like it is.

I was just saying that was the support system back then. I'm a bit disillusioned myself as far as organized religion goes. The religion of my upbringing being a cult didn't help.

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that is also true, but also holy fuck a cult.

Was it the finders?

But drugs make you feel like you're in heaven

Imagine all the drugs in the wrassle wrassle scene in the 80s tho. That nigga Lou Albano didn't even remember ever playing the role of live action Mario.

Show runners were probably religious

>how not to waste all their money

Do you really need to be taught this, seems like more of a common sense thing? Also, I remember taking a required class in my high school where I was taught how to do my taxes.

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thought this was going to be "just say kino" and give lou the agniface

>I remember taking a required class in my high school where I was taught how to do my taxes.
I genuinely hope you do not believe this is commonplace.

No, thank fuck. Just the Moonenites.

Maybe I got lucky then. Benefits of going through high school at an overseas military installation I guess.

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Fuck off tourist

You haven't lived long enough to understand how much of your time is being wasted by them.

literally everyone and their mums has like a dozen degrees and post docs and faggot stuff like that.
It's fucking impossible to find a stem job unless you spent 10 years in the academia limbo and kept a 4.0 gpa all round. Oh, and you better not have missed a year or so or that gap in your resume will leave you unemployable.

It's still crazy how the FBI allowed records to go online that clearly shows their faults.

The justice system and it's
>It's expired Sorry Goyim
Law is really stupid

Worth it.