So powerful and brave

So powerful and brave.

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Could this be the first modern corporation war?

ironic

Maybe we'll learn how to use the three sea shells.

It's going to be so fucking hilarious watching Epic and Tim get raped in court for all their worth. Trump is going to ban Fortnite and have Tim tried for sedition.

SIMPSONS DID IT
FUTURAMA DID IT TOO

Jonesy for smash

Quick rundown?

applefags malding LUL

Jew declines chinese jew money because chinese jew wanted more money for themselves meanwhile jew scammed the chinese jew with 30% profit bargain meanwhile chinese jew had prepared full blown propaganda far before jew tried to scam chinese jew effectively jewing the jew.

Understand?

The future is now

>epic has alternate way to give money to fortnite, cutting out apple on apple devices
>apple is supposed to get 30% cut of all transactions
>apple removes fortnite
>google removes fortnite
>epic immediately gave apple lawsuit papers and had a video copying apple's own 1984 commercial, proving that they knew that this would exactly happen and was ready for the next step in their plan

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>Steve Castle (also known as That Guy) (born 1953) was a slick businessman who cryogenically froze himself during the 1980s because he suffered from Boneitis, a deadly disease. When he was awoken around a thousand years later, he quickly became the chief executive officer of Planet Express. By applying his 1980s Wall Street style to the company, he was able to grow it large enough to appear to be a threat to the dominant company in the delivery industry, Mom's Friendly Delivery Company (MomCorp). Steve negotiated a merger with Mom, but died from boneitis before being able to close the deal. He was apparently too busy being a "go-go 80s business man" to remember to find a cure, or it may have been possible in 3002 a cure had yet to be discovered.

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shit i better play some of those free games while I still can

99.9% of the people who play Fortnite are too young to even understand what this is referencing.

It's so weird how epic is taking the moral high ground over this, like idgaf that you're losing 30 percent of your money on IOS, you're one of the richest companies on earth.

Kids are not retarded. Some of them are but most of them are very very smart.

The utter irony of them claiming another company is enacting 1984 whilst doing the 2 minutes hate themselves.

It's not for the kids. It's for anyone old enough to get the reference and wondering what's going on. Everyone's reporting on this and Epic is aiming at those people.

What exactly is Tim's endgame here?

To exterminate jews. He is new hitler.

>zoomers knowing anything about 1984
>1984 literally does not apply to this scenario

epic is retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=VtvjbmoDx-I

Fuck i hate modern society so damn much

No but forreal, why is he so obsessed with 30% paycuts?

>be born
>tip 30% of your dick to doctors

I would be mad too

What the fuck is this timeline

Its not enought to just make alot of money for these companies, they have to make ALL the money. The wierd thing is that there is no trickle down effect from it, all that money goes straight into CEOs pockets, as in, the people that dont actually have a hand in the game.

Who's jewing whom right now?

>jewjewjewjew

so, this is power of Zig Forums

So is Epic going to be taken to court for indoctrinating children?

Seriously. They're absolutely screwing over the playerbase so they can get a bigger cut. Imagine this:
>you're a young zoomer stuck indoors due to quarantine
>only games available to you are on the family tablet
>one day go to log into fortnite which has taken the place of what would have been recess time with your friends
>game is down
>your zoomer friends with computers or consoles play without you and you're left bored and alone
>when you go to find out why this happened you learn that it's so Epic can make even more money even though they're already huge
I hope the zoomers see through this thin ad campaign and turn on Epic after this

It was like 5% of my true power. You do not want to see me at 100% of my power.

take a hike, kike. thinking and talking about jews 24/7 is based and redpilled

Hopefully more people will read 1984 because of this.

>Total war troy

Fuck off, Goldstein.

So what did Google remove it aswell? I don't see how this is gonna be beneficial for them at all

so basically, what you're trying to say is,

jews

kek

brand loyalty is too strong

Why the fuck would anyone still support Apple?