Lose virginity

Everything loses its novelty once you get used to it, you'll be back.

>lose virginity
>realize sex is overrated as fuck and the real deal is the one you fuck with, not the act itself
>realize the vast majority of women and people are shallow as fuck and provide me little to no satisfaction both physical or intelectual
>spend the next years focusing on myself, friends with at best an occasional booty call

I really can't understand normies and their obsession with sex, I hate how pretentious I sound but people who puts sex on an altar do seems to be extremely boring with no personality.

that applies to games too then

Give it a month or two, you'll return to "normal", you're just experiencing a temp emotional high.

Videogames are better than sex and usually cheaper

you have a small dick.

It absolutely does, I didn't imply otherwise. But he went from videogames to sex, so when the second loses its novelty he'll be back here.
Thing is sex isn't on demand like vidya unless you live with your fuckbuddy, so he'll end up with both for some long time.

Yep sounds like something a virgin would say

npc

Have sex

normies are driven by status and comparing themselves to others, moreso than sex. sex and partnering is just a large piece of that calculus that produces your total score.

Although i have to say that guy sounds pretty stupid having sex once (1) and thinking that sex is stupid and all experiences are the same. That's like playing a bad videogame once, and saying "i don't like videogames". Most people who have sex for the first time have a bad experience so that's normal.

>Thing is sex isn't on demand like vidya unless you live with your fuckbuddy,
>tfw married but sex is not on demand

so you prefer to get fucked instead.

Can't right now

Too bad you didn't lose all the appeal of being a huge fag or coming here to shit the board with your garbage

>Not having guns and pussy AND video games
Lmfao at you losers. Video games on the week day after work. Pussy at night. Guns on the weekend. Life is good.

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I know you guys won't believe me but I got 18cm, fairly thick and always make them cum several times. I even had to stop a couple times because the size hurt her.

I don't even consider myself good at sex, far from it. All I do is poke and suck around paying attention to the reactions until you find the good spots. It's really easy and judging by the girls comments the average joe doesn't even bother with that, they just want their dicks sucked and put it in and that's it.

Oh no I kept having sex after that and still do nowdays, aswell as dating. Just to a much lesser degree and I no ço ger torture myself because "I'm alone" as I've realized I'm better than way than with a partner I don't want to be with.

no its the opposite, lose your virginity then the pressures off and you can go back to enjoying vidya without guilt

>and always make them cum several times.
lol the female orgasm is a lie dude

keep watching porn kek

>lose virginity
>videogames are still fun as ever
>happy to be accepted for who i am
>she joins in and plays video games with me sometimes
>she's not very good, but it's still time enjoyed together regardless
>does all of the cooking, prep, cleanup
>kiss each other goodnight, go to our separate rooms
>dad comes home and joins her and doesn't suspect a thing

Just be yourself and you are bound to be taken in by someone who loves you just the way you are.

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>prep, cleanup
the bull?

This. It's fun to do once in a while, but frankly jerking off is better because you don't have to worry about if she is enjoying it or not. Even once I got a girlfriend who was willing to have sex whenever, I still ended up jerking off more than having sex because I found it a bit stressful making sure she liked it.

Also, I still play games.

Damn you're pathetic

KWAB OP WAS ASSRAPED KWAB

So you fugged your mom eh?

For me t's the opposite. I find satisfying them pretty easy and fun, but they never get me off. They get bored/tired in 15 or less, blame me for not cumming or just give up.

I operate on the norm that you have to focus on the other's pleasure because in the ideal situation both of you do that, you both enjoy it.
But it seems either the women I was with disn't carr about me or didn't know how to properly suck a dick.

So good for you that you got a cool gf. Enjoy it as much as possible

You don't?

>31
>still a virgin
>games aren't fun
The opposite isn't much different.

>lose virginity
HOW?

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See you in a couple of years. I've been fucking, hitting the gym, drinking, riding a bike etc during my 20-28 years also.
After that, you kinda settle down, and being able to return to soothing comfort of vidya Is genuienly pleasant. But you'll have to find that one true game to spark your interest again.