CUT MICROSOFT INTO PIECES

CUT MICROSOFT INTO PIECES
THIS IS OUR LAST CONSOLE
SERIES X, S--NO GAMING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF WE MESS UP THE NAMING
THIS IS OUR LAST CONSOLE

WOULD IT BE WRONG, WOULD IT BE RIGHT?
IF WE MADE NO GAMES YOU LIKE?
CHANCES ARE THAT WE MIGHT
WHITE PROTAGS ARE OUT OF SIGHT
AND WE'RE WATCHING OUR OWN STOCK NOSEDIVE

'CAUSE WE'RE LOSING OUR MIND, ALWAYS ONLINE
WISH DIVERSITY HIRES WOULD MAKE THEIR DEADLINE
LOSING OUR MIND, ALWAYS ONLINE
WISH DIVERSITY HIRES WOULD MAKE THEIR DEADLINE

WE NEVER REALIZED WE WERE SO INCORRECT
'TIL IT WAS TOO LATE AND WE WERE SELLING KINECT
SPENCER, COASTING ON GAMEPASS AND BACKWARDS COMPATS
DOWNWARD SPIRAL, BIG SONY CONGRATS

IT ALL STARTED WHEN WE MET DON MATTRICK
NO LOVE FOR THE GAMES, JUST A BULLSHIT CON HAT TRICK
SEARCHING TO FIND A FANBOY ON THIS Zig Forums PANEL
FINDING NOTHING BUT MONKE, 4CHANNEL

'CAUSE WE'RE LOSING OUR MIND, ALWAYS ONLINE
WISH DIVERSITY HIRES WOULD MAKE THEIR DEADLINE
LOSING OUR MIND, ALWAYS ONLINE
WISH DIVERSITY HIRES WOULD MAKE THEIR DEADLINE

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I think we never have these threads anymore because most people born 1997 and up don't listen to music for some fucking reason
Great job keeping the spirit alive

whats that

That and most of the commercial songs in the latest years don't offer much in terms of lyrics to fuck around. I feel they repeat themselves a lot and barely focus on lyrics

syllable count isn't right. apply yourself

We just gotta update the threads to current songs so that everyone will understand them
What do people like currently?

really could have done better with some syllables

ONE GAME

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>literally two lines are left off by one syllable to fit the subject matter
>everything else syncs up perfectly
>humorless retard spergs out
Every time.

Can you blame them?
Modern pop music is all nigger trash.

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like pottery

THROW MY CONSOLE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

>most people born 1997 and up don't listen to music for some fucking reason
what a fucking bizarre post

Where do you think you are

based

That doesn’t even match up
CUT XBOX INTO PIECES
THIS IS ITS JUST DESSERT
SONY FAGGING
DICK BLEEDING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF THE CENSORS ALL BLEEP ME

>I was born in 1996, look how cool I am

It doesn't help that Papa Roach and most the bands from that era/scene took a nosedive in popularity after the 00s.

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Everything is nigger mumble rap that isn't even music.

>isn't clever
>isn't funny
>barely incorporates the topic
>doesn't match the syllables
Don't bother next time.

No fucking wonder since their music quality took the exact same nosedive

>>doesn't match the syllables
OP literally begins with a line that doesn't match the syllables

this. I was born in '96 and I try to listen to music from a lot of different eras, but talking to post-2000s Zoomies literally the only music they know are memes from tiktok videos

It does, OP doesn’t even come close. Is the meme now to not match the song and all?

I love this

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monke

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Wish he did the whole song

I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

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Based

royalty free EDM and mumble rap over some electronic beat straight off soundcloud. just ask Zig Forums

A MILLION POSTS OUR VAGABOND HANDS
TYPED OUT AMONG THE CLOUD
THEYRE COUNTING DOWN TO SHOWTIME
WHEN THE ANNOUNCE THE PS5
THEY SAY GAMES ARE COMIN
BUT THEY DONT COME FOR FREE
AND THEY DONT GIVE YOU ANY FOR PAIN

BUT IF ITS ALL FOR NOTHIN
ALL THE SHITPOSTIN’S
BEEN IN VAIN

THE TORRENTS COME DOWN LIKE CANNON FIRE
THE SEED BOX IS OFF THE WALL
THERES A SEED ON EVERY CORNER
AND EACH ONE IS GIVING HIS ALL

THIS IS MY GAME NOW
THANKS FOR TESTING
SO YOULL NEVER HEAR ME COMPLAIN

AND IF ITS ALL FOR NOTHIN
ALL THE SHITPOSTIN’S
BEEN IN VAIN

WELL IF YOURE INCLINED
TO IMPROVE YOUR STANDING
IT CAN ONLY BE FAST AND HIGH
AND THOSE WHO DONT LIKE THE DANGER
SOON GO BACK TO CONSOLE LIFE
WHEN THERES ONLY SOME PORTS TO LEECH
AND AN ECHO OF CONSOLE STRIFE

BUT IF ITS ALL FOR NOTHIN
ALL THE SHITPOSTIN’S
BEEN IN VAIN

THE GAME SUCKS ASS NOW
I SIT AND WAIT FOR NEW ONES
LEAVING THREADS
THERES NO PRETENDING CONSOLES ARE COOL
IN TODAYS DAY AND AGE
LIKE THE PICTURES YOU KEEP OF YOUR OLD CHEEVO LIST
YOU SHOWED ME ONE TIME IN A THREAD

BUT IF IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHIN
ALL THE SHITPOSTIN’S
BEEN IN VAIN

A MILLION POSTS OUR VAGABOND HANDS
TYPED UP
AMONG THE CLOUD
IM STILL YOUR SEED FOR THE LEECHIN
FOR AS LONG AS THERES PIRATIN ALLOWED

THERELL BE A LEECHER
AND THERELL BE A PEER
FOR AS LONG AS THE PORTS REMAIN

AND IF ITS ALL FOR NOTHIN
ALL THE SHITPOSTIN’S
BEEN IN VAIN

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Gramps

I'm 24.