Is owning a gray Nintendo Switch less onions than owning a colored one?

Is owning a gray Nintendo Switch less onions than owning a colored one?

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The biggest onions is worrying about onions.

Yellow joycons are the chad color

No, this is.

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neon yellow is the chadest of joy-con colours.

The rubber top on my right joystick came off and won’t fit back on, and the left joycon drifts so bad I pretty much only play docked and almost forgot I had the gray ones

Is that thing any good?

onions?

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literally kill yourself, fucktard

based

no, putting a screen protector on it is

ur an onion

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for me it's translucent plastic

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I was just asking a question.

based as fuck

>not getting your daily dose in

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Onions!

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Stands for š/ô/ÿ

/thread

It makes playing portable pretty comfy. The analog sticks feel like 360 controllers. I like it. Doesn't have motion, rumble or NFC support but I don't really care.

the question displays the fact that you are a tard

I can respect a man who chooses their own joycons and doesnt prescribe to jewtendo or their scalping horde.

for me, it's zelda gold.

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Reminiscent of the translucent gameboy actually

Just got one the other day. Comfy with BOTW, Smash and Skyrim IMO.

How's the dpad? I hear that they're not great because it's missing a fulcrum.

So, like, the protein? What's the big deal?

Onions has phytoestrogens in it that make you more feminine.

orange and white.
simple as.

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Evidence?

I could never find those comfortable. I feel like holding them actually hurts myhands more than regular joycons.

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>onions
Just say snoy famm, everyone already knows the connection anyways.

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that dpad looks comfy

phytoestrogens have minimal effect on mammalian testosterone

It works well enough. It's miles better than trying to use 4 buttons

Shh, don't ask for evidence from these people, it makes them uncomfortable.

>is it gay to get fucked in the ass by men as long as the balls don't touch

yes it's pure onions user. If you're s.oy enough to ask the question then you're already a lame ass s.oytendofaggot

God, I wish

I know, can you imagine how many attractive trans people there would be if this was true?

gray is best because when you skin the joycons you won't see the red and blue underneath

Just owning the switch means your a low T manlet.

I always refer to the colored joycons as soicons

>colored
>not calling them BOYcons

>a colored one
that's an offensive term. the acceptable term is "switch of color".

>colored
its nigger.