Are you telling me that all my men and I have to go to war and die because of this girl?
Are you telling me that all my men and I have to go to war and die because of this girl?
Luke Nelson
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Daniel Campbell
You could just turn the game off if women in positions of authority trigger you, snowflake
Luke Lee
she isn't in a position of authority though. She actually is a trophy.
Joshua Stewart
No, you have to go to war for what this girl represents to the king of sparta and thus, his kingdom. Also, its as easy excuse for his brother Aggamemnon to unite greece and smash a rival state.
Levi Barnes
No. The Trojan war wasn't because of Helen of Troy. It was because the Greek Gods were bunch of bored pricks who picked their favorites and set them against each other. I doubt the dumb fucks at CA has even read the actual book.
Thomas Thomas
Dios mio...
Henry Morales
It was because the Zeus wanted to get rid a lot of his demigod kids because an oracle said one of them would kill him later on. It was Jesus.
Wyatt Morris
It was Kratos
Dominic Wright
No it was because Aphrodite or someone was roastie envious of Helen.
Hudson Barnes
based
Henry Jenkins
>mycenaean Greece united
>greece
>united
Jej
Carter Bennett
Do you have to go to war? Can you just refuse when the game starts?
Andrew Reyes
>helen of troy
>position of authority
I understand this is fucking Zig Forums but how can you be this uncultured?
Anthony Murphy
>It was Jesus
Literally thousands upon thousands of years apart.
Jonathan Gonzalez
>In the end she gets lynched and strung up from a tree by some noble lady whose relative died in the war she caused
BASED thot patrolled
Eli Kelly
wtf that's based
Jace Adams
>in a position of authority
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Joseph Barnes
Why would you play this trash? It's so bad, it's not even worth it for free.
Zachary Nguyen
Because its heaps of fun, a great setting and polished as fuck.
Zachary Murphy
SJWs are truly the dumbest shits in existence
were you acquitted from literature class or what?
Henry Baker
>Because its heaps of fun, a great setting and polished as fuck
It's none of these things. It won't even have proper Ajax content for SEVERAL MONTHS more.
Christian Perry
What happened is one day there was a divine wedding and Eris wasn't invited to the party. So she chucked a glorious apple through the door among the guests which read "For the Fairest".
The petty goddesses started fighting over it, and to settle the issue they made a bet for who deserved it most, the bet resulting in the Trojan war, because Aphrodite is a lazy fucking bitch. Literally, out of her sheer fucking laziness did it start.
Adam Garcia
>spoiler
mind=blown
Jaxon Nguyen
Trump 2020.~
Daniel Jones
Aphrodite was the one who won the "most beautiful goddess" contest. It's Hera and Athena who were salty as fuck.
Hudson Reed
What?
At the end of the Trojan war when Menelaus finds her he is about to strike her down but then she basically showed him her tits and he was all "welp, that's pretty sexy. Fine, you can come back with me".
When Telemachos visits Sparta during the Telemachy he visits her and Menelaus and they're all buddy-buddy.
It's the direct opposite of a thot patrol.
Kevin Hill
What the fuck did they think would happen? Goddess of home and family, and goddess of wisdom and war, versus the fucking goddess of love and beauty.
I mean really, what the fuck did they expect? That's like Hephaestus getting salty because he lost a foot race against Hermes.
Jackson Anderson
You are a retard. There, you got what you wanted. Is your life less miserable now?
Camden Parker
After Menelaus dies, he isn't around to protect her anymore, and everyone casts Helen out, and she's left to wander around alone and destitute as an older woman.
Eventually she comes to stay with some queen of some island, who acts all friendly and invites her in and welcomes her, but then the queen has her handmaids lynch Helen, for revenge over the war.
Samuel Hughes
She didn't really win because she had the most rocking body, Paris picked her because she promised him the most beautiful woman in the world as a bride.
Athena's offer of knowledge and Hera's offer of making him king of Europe and Asia apparently didn't compare.
Connor Roberts
If they weren't allowed to use bribes, then she would have won anyway.