The year is 1939. You have been sent back in time to save/kill Hitler (fill in the blank you fucking schizos, this isn't about politics). You will be given no equipment and no local knowledge.
However, the time machine will transform you into the protagonist of the last vidya that you played, complete with all of their skills and abilities and equipment if they have any.
What do?
If you die in the past you die in real life. If you fail in your mission you must commit seppuku.
>doomguy I kill Hitler then all commies then exterminate all the jew demons myself
Xavier Turner
>Kyle Hyde
I just snoop around his house, expose his dark past, and have a nice, long talk with him where I get him to open his heart, after which he wows to give art school another try
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>Kazuma Kiryu He crushes him with the podium.
Owen Rogers
>last game played: Return to Castle Wolfenstein >skills: strafejumping, arsenal of over a dozen weapons, and the ability to climb ladders while holding a chair and a Luger
Shit, that's basically my dream game scenario. Should have no problem killing Hitler.
Jin from Ghosts of Tsushima. I would tell Hitler to face his opponents with honor, which would make the weather sunny and warm thus crippling the Soviets.
Aiden Walker
Demonspawn Hedge Wizard. Ehhhh... I mostly hit things in that game though. Not much actual magic. Cool thing is I was following god of greed, though, who turned my enemies' corpses into gold and sold me some cool benefits for collecting that gold. So I'd be a literal Jew demon.
Blake Diaz
>Arthur Morgan
>VAN MORE CAMPAIGN, AHSUR, ZEN VE VILL BE OVERSEEING A GLORIOUS ARYAN NATION IN TAHITI VIS MANGOES FOR ALL CHILDREN OF ZE MASTER RACE >AW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ADOLF
Cameron Peterson
80 DRK here. He can live if he comes home with me to gas the lalafell otherwise it's time to rip and tear.
Robert Foster
>dark souls fat knight No chance. Maybe I manage to integrate as a fencing instructor and the shoot a lightnin bolt at him during a speech or something
>Horatio Nullbuilt, version 5 Hitler's gonna kiss my shiny metal ass. Then he'll die of some kinda contraption built with a couple rusty gears and a sticky rag.
Dominic Davis
Bait thread, sage hide and report
Austin Rivera
>Escape from Tarkov >hardened level 40 PMC Pretty good. Also going straight up to Fuhrer to tell him to wait with Russia, focus on Britain, invest heavily into nuclear weapons and rocket tech, how to make assault rifles and to secure fuels during the upcoming warfare.
Hitler and the Germans would be fascinated by me and I would be an ally that could guarantee Germany's victory. Those fucks loved technology. Even if they tried to dissect me or something I'd still go kill fight for the Axis powers, gotta guarantee a good future.
>Kenshi Skelly with 60 dodge, 80 Toughness, 95 Athletics and 240 martial arts damage and all mastercrafted limbs and 10 Skeleton Repair Kits, Mastercraft Armored Coat and Mastercraft Armored Skirt I could probably kill everyone in Nazi Germany barehanded and infinitely run at the speed of 45 miles per hour. The only downside is that there are no Skeleton Repair Beds in this reality.
Christopher Johnson
>Sekiro I'll be fine in accomplishing my mission. At worst half of the world will die from magical pneumonia.
Brayden Robinson
Looks like Hitler is a demon. Because I gotta RIP AND TEAR.
Connor Ramirez
>GTA Online >Oppressor mk2 >Few million cash in hand The jews are fucked
Chase Allen
>spyro Uh...
Jackson Parker
>Not convincing him to do all of this
Mason Adams
This scenario is massively imbalanced.
If you want to kill Hitler all you need is a mildly OP videogame character. But if you want to SAVE Hitler you need to be someone who can single fucking handedly turn the Eastern front around and then potentially hold off D-Day as well.
Yet more evidence of pro-kill bias by the devs and frankly I'm sick of losing 1v1s to shitters. The kill Hitler strategy needs to be seriously nerfed.
>Demon Gaze >Level 1 Human Man. I guess with the protag's body I'd still be way more durable than the average human but I'm not confident about this at all.
Ethan Allen
Sam from Death Stranding. While in the context of the game he's pretty good at his job, his skills and equipment would be pretty average to kill Hitler. Basically a really athletic delivery driver, potentially with guns.
So do I get sent back in time and "win" if Hitler dies? Because what's stopping me from just shooting him in public?
Anthony Bennett
>Pathfinder >Neutral Cleric (Death, Healing)
I would prove to the allied forces I know the future and then convince a secret meeting. I would talk stalin down by offering to tell him the names of everyone involved in his death from my future because he'd trade anything for that information since he's a paranoid psycho. Western europe would belong to Germany and I would convince the new powers of the world that we can only colonize mars by cleansing africa and turning it into the new frontier for colonies of all nations.
By 2020 you would be reading this post from Mars Base Delta, and the terraforming process would have already begun.
At no point is it said that saving him means winning the war, you can just keep Adolf from killing himself, fake his death so the Allies do think he killed himself, and then whisk him away to Argentina like in real life