>beat the final boss
>it's not really the final boss
Beat the final boss
give me a quick rundown on this story and a video game equivalent
every final fantasy game ever
cute feet
Name √-1 (i) games
Deep Down
that bird is extremely autistic
lewd
I hate horses now.
All animals are cunts t b h
I'm glad I probably ate some of those cunts
That couldn't have tasted good.
yet he did it anyway. what an asshole
>when you're walking and don't know what to do with your hands
taste like chicken
Every single Dragon Quest
Fuck you I wiped that shit from my memory.
What does he have against Jawas?
I have days like this.
>dark spirit has inv-
"I hope you don't have to fight someone like Clayface soon, Mr. Wayne."
*blocks your path*
*realizes it and moves out of your way*
That eagle is a Mandolorian.
Games with big birds?
Aren't those birds poisonous?
this nigga looks like a dying dragonspawn in wow
>beat the “final” boss, expecting the game to only be half over
>credits roll
You got me FF12, you got me good.
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
Oh fuck they are becoming dinosaurs again
I remember holding a mallard duck by the neck once. They pretty much resign themselves with no struggle and then just take off like a motherfucker when released
This is my hole
birds are retarted
I wish birds were real.