Well?

Well?

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Ask him to slap my ass too

me: so you have chosen death... >:)

I'm not sure he could reach without toppling over and rolling out of the store desu

>unzips ass

It was probably an accident. I imagine it's hard to keep your balance after you lose a foot to diabetes.

Turn 360 and hit him with the roundhouse kick.

I saw a guy like that in gamestop once, and he had this huge woman with him who was calling him baby so I guess they were in a relationship or married. It was funny because she had a very deep hick southern accent and he kind of sounded like your stereotypical "ackshually" nerd. I reckon they were two very different people who decided to be together since they were the only people in the world that fat

damn you are sheltered

>t.asshurt fattie that's still a hkv

it sounds like you go outside once a month at best

loudly slap his ass cheek and run away

he doesn't have to reach anything with that gravitational orbit

Slap his ass and watch it jiggle.

*force of blow is absorbed entirely by fat rolls*

they probably enable each other, couples love that shit

how do you unlock him, bros?

Push him over. He'll never be able to get back up and they'll need a crane just to get him out of the store

Submit.

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Like you have the strength to push him over.

Chad potential, just remove the fat and bathe.

Suck his dick? Is that wrong?

AMATERASU

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give her to him

unfortunately that skin is permenent

I SENTENCE HIM TO DEATH

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If you can find it

How can Americans allow themselves to get this fat?

Watch her sail into the horizon

Obsessed.

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Run around him real quick like so he shrinks.

shes tainted now
i burn her at the stake like all good women should be and find another

smell his braaps

Hide from the shock wave.

This pic is so old this guy is probably dead now

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Climb up his

I watch as he gets a heart attack from overexerting himself.

get behind and push him over. what's he gonna do, get up?

definitely an edit but a great classic nonetheless

The center of gravity on these beasts is fucked. 500lbs balanced on two little feet. Just push em somewhere at chest height. They dont need to move far before their own mass does the rest.

Arent there surgeries for that now

This. The amount of work his legs are doing to keep him up is at the threshold. One push off balance and it's all over.

>graphics
>nobus ambition

Yeah, it's called cutting off the skin and stretching it to make awful looking scars all over the body.

This is something I don't understand to this day. How does it work that some fat people magically lose the skin and return to normal, and some need to surgerically remove that skin? What the fuck does it depend on?

haha, it's that quote from pop culture