How would a space marine look irl?

How would a space marine look irl?

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Probably like a puddle of goo. At that height, the weight of the body being supported would crush the leg bones to powder, if not the spine as well.

they'd have bigger bones stoopid

Do you think elephants just implode on birth, retard?

how big are their cocks

Kinda stocky despite being tall, their bodies are quiet wide.

like a marine, in space

Is that what killed all the dinosaurs?

Not the same. Human backs and spines are poorly designed to begin with and this is what causes them to be so weak and prone to damage and problems. Our hands and feet are also both weird evolutions that are not quite perfect for what they are used for due to their previous iteration.

They'd die because they won't be able to breath properly thanks to some retard not understanding that your rib cage is suppose to expand and contract with your lungs. Not remain in a fixe position and built like weird "armor"

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why would they need them though, they don't reproduce normally
better mount a servo arm there or something

imagine the size of the shits the emperor must take.
how many imperial scholars had to work on desgining wcs big enough for the emprah to not clog them? lmao.

Square law retard. The leg's for twice the weight the leg muscles need to be four times as large.

And Space Marines have reinforced bones and numerous implants that enable their bodies to withstand their own weight and pretty much change their genetics. You are not smart or observant.

>humanoid robots can't exist because their legs would be crushed under their weight

Space marines do have them and are fully capable of using them, they don't generally have the free time to go doing that sort of thing and any offspring will be a regular human.
Sisters of battle are similar in that they aren't actually required to be celibate but who the fuck has the time to go get laid when there's a HERETIC RIGHT OVER THERE>

Notice how the space Marine torsos are larger in comparison to their limbs then they are with a regular human.

>big scary black man with demonic eyes is actually the friendliest person ever
Come back Vulkan

>Human backs and spines are poorly designed to begin with
>designed
Are you calling God stupid?!

God I wish that were me

I don't think big E is actually that large, where's this image even from? it feels like someone decided the size of their armour was the same as the size of their body.

Small. A small body has less weight and needs less logistical support, both of which puts less strain on the rocket equation that's putting your sorry manlet ass into space.

Probably a foot long

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Nah. We are getting angry manlet that lobotomized his marines

The Salamanders are the most based Marines there are

I've never seen manlet coping to this degree. Robert Wadlow was 2.73m, even taller than Calgar, he didn't turn into goo. Short men really are pathetic.

Genetically modified to be smooth. One less vector for Slaneesh's influence to corrupt the Emperor's loyal soldiers.

>"I-I pick a guy because I like to self-insert!"
Only closets pick men when women are an option

Space Wolves are confirmed to have huge working cocks and they are much less prone to corruption than many other chapters.

>no Sister of Battle waifu that tries to purify your bloodlines genetics by sexual force

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I have literally never read any 40K books or whatever

So they're off to the stalls when they gotta go.

Only closet homos self insert as a regular space marine when Terminators exist

...you know that terminators are just wearing big armour right? they aren't physically any different from regular marines.

The armor makes the man.