Why did the Vita failed?

Why did the Vita failed?

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>overpriced memory cards
>no standout titles, just spinoffs and ports

I still can;t believe she has 180000 dollars worth of vita games.

Sony didn't want to put the effort in to make it a success, they basically put it out there to die from the beginning.

just from the screenshot its clear she had a good job all her life, she prolly has millions but is conservative in spending

>Overpriced proprietary memory cards

It had all the weaknesses the PSP did but worse, and none of the strengths.

I wonder if I’ll still be into vidya when I become older like her

but it didnt you can buy one today and play all the classic psone titles.

>tfw no weeb grandma

ehh probably more conservative spending than good job, shes pretty old and wages were shit for women during her prime ages

Because not enough old people play video games.

The memory cards absolutely killed it for me. By the time I homebrewed it to use microsd cards it was already abandoned

Marry rich

did a quick search and her newest vid is saying why her name is what it is
so she sold dog food, if she saved properly she could easily have millions

>tfw no lolibaba gf to cum into

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>owning 3 fucking vitas
>fucking Haha...Rean.... cat plushie

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no big games to make people want to buy the system, DS has Mario, Pokemon, Zelda etc.

imagine playing some degenerate coomer game and grandma walks in to give you pointers

if she gets 100s of thousands of views on her youtube and has a patreon she probably lives on that.

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No homebrew, CFW

>Mishy plush

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proprietary card

Sony failed it.

Who's this bitch?

>and this is our grandmas room. She’s quite the gamer

biden should have picked this woman as VP.

>snoys actually are ok with forced watermarks on their screenshots

how do elderly gamers happen?

So does she even play and like video games or is it all just bullshit to gain viewers because granny likes anime

>expensive proprietary memory
>coomer is a niche market
>you need to know Japanese to play most of its good games
>Sony was in a bad state at the time with the PS3 flopping hard and also Sony remembering how most people just bought a PSP and hacked it immediately so games never sold well on it even though the PSP itself sold well so Sony wasn’t incentivized to keep it going because people were hacking the vita also

>put supreme effort into designing a sturdy, efficient handheld with future-proof wifi and a screen that's unmatched even today
>drop everything immediately only because Gravity Rush doesn't sell trillions
I just don't fucking get it. Fuck you Sony, I hope you see the switch and realize that could have been you and then some.

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Too many games and not enough movies

>no games
>low effort spinoffs and then a lack of support from Sony entirely after year one
>proprietary memory cards
>overpriced
>no games
>seriously no games

they were in their 30s or 40s in the 90s. They saw the boom but were in the workforce or unable to play them. They retired and have time to consume dumb shit.
Like Mid-life crisis boomers on Harleys or adventure bikes

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why would you work your entire life and retire just so you can spend the last 20 some odd years of your life buying and playing video games when you could just be a NEET now, scrounge up enough to buy a PC and whatever consoles you want and then pirate all of your video games? sure, as a NEET you only have so many years until your parents die and you can't live off of their retirement and your NEETbux anymore but you can just kill yourself at that point, plus you get the benefit of not growing old and developing dementia and Alzheimer's

probably a grand kid who games and lets their gramps or grandma play for a bit then they get hooked and get into it on their own and start buying stuff and playing

I’ve noticed most old folks just have their 1 or 2 games or game franchises they like and just stick to those and play the hell out of them

boomer pension

>realize that could have been you
>quadruple down on hilariously overpriced memory cards
>64gb only in nipland
>64gb also has the highest failure rates
>memory cards are locked to psn accounts and require a complete wipe to swap
>so incompetent in engineering they accidently forgot to enable the full range of colors on the lcd slim models
>idem for battery data
>post 2015 vita has cheaper speakers
>cpu will severely underclock if you try to OC over 500 mhz
>be a retard with oem apps and forget to enable the netflix app for the non USA market ones, requiring vita to be hacked to download the netflix app
I own both an oled and an lcd and there is no way the vita could be what the switch is. maybe if it had a good snapdragon or the nvidia one instead.

By getting older.