I prefer playing games on console

I prefer playing games on console

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is that link or zelda

I for one, LOVE coffee!

I really, really wish I had a gf.

Yes

I wish a shirt like that existed, high on the sides.

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf in the moonlight, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of chad friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for the lowest form of mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU.
ITS OVER.

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Saving this pasta for the smash threads

It’s Zelda, Link is there sleeping next to her

then get off your lame ass and go talk to some faggot.

tfw ywn be a qt elf twink with a qt elf gf

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>You will NEVER know how it feels to wake up in the morning with a SO by your side who loves you

Gonna make a blacked edit of this image

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I do, AMA

men dont age though retard.
also save yourself for a young christian wife who wont fuck around.

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how did you do it user?

why are you obsessed with ugly subhumans reproducing?
sarcasm ofc. you obviously relate to it.

It’s only great if you love them back. My gf got fat and is super lazy now. I think when I finally shoot myself in the head, I’m gonna do it in bed next to her to teach her a lesson.

>ywn have petite gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Decent copypasta but anyone who’s been to a university will see right through this

Memes aside, I do ask myself how these people live now, have they archiver success or do they envy their past highschool selves.

>kissing teenager bitches who get over you in a week

lmao no thanks.
If you seriously think real life works like a romance movie then you are retarded.

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>be a fucking loser in high school
>finally get first gf in mid february
>actually making friends
>maybe life isn't so shitty
>PANDEMIC APPROACHING EVERYTHING CANCELLED
>gf goes back home, doesn't want to do long distance and breaks up with me
>haven't talked since
Everything is remote in the fall. I was finally ready to escape this fucking meme of this will never be you and it still fucking is.

>Oh shit, here we go again

Good.

An american made this image.

I would be fine with it if it did 1080p and 60fps with a possibility of kb+m.

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problem is, those people are now
>divorced
>in separation
>jailed
>in mental asylums
>dead
maybe i was just unlucky with my classmates, iunno
all 'hotshots' have ruined their lives in some way

>hook PC up to tv
>use controller
>suddenly you're gaming on a 'console' with better graphics, framerates and free games

woah

They have connections so they usually make it somehow even if they are dumb as rocks.
Dad might make him a part of his law firm, one of his bros might land him a managerial position in his corporation.
Good stuff tends to happen when you're handsome and extremely extroverted.

NO

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sounds like she's a whore, consider yourself lucky

imagine giving this much of a shit about sex

you can tell by the pixels

I wake up with your mom at my side every morning

>be a fucking loser in high school
>finally get first gf in mid february
>actually making friends
>maybe life isn't so shitty
>PANDEMIC APPROACHING EVERYTHING CANCELLED
>gf goes back home, doesn't want to do long distance and breaks up with me
>haven't talked since
Everything is remote in the fall. I was finally ready to escape this fucking meme of this will never be you and it still fucking is. Fuck rona man I hate this shit

Ok, good for you. Here have a cookie.

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nice pasta

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based

Dangerously based.

>be a fucking loser in high school
>finally get first gf in mid february
>actually making friends
>maybe life isn't so shitty
>PANDEMIC APPROACHING EVERYTHING CANCELLED
>gf goes back home, doesn't want to do long distance and breaks up with me
>haven't talked since
Everything is remote in the fall. I was finally ready to escape this fucking meme of this will never be you and it still fucking is. Fuck rona man I hate this shit

Some games allow for that.
For me the biggest thing is UI/UX. Consoles are way easier and more comfortable to use than a PC, especially on a TV. I like to sit back in my recliner when I play which isn’t as relaxing when I have to constantly reach for the mouse and keyboard everytime the mouse decides it wants to be right in the middle of the camer after exiting a menu, or I have to enter my character name, or want to alt tab, etc.
I prefer using my computer at my desk cause I usually use my computer to do multiple things at once.
With a console, I can more easily focus on doing one thing at time.

>had a chad friend growing up
>everyone looked up to him
>he got laid all the time
>today I see how its been effecting all these women who thought they were getting a boy friend but he left them fucking them every time
>one of them even had to get an abortion

I don't know how I feel about my friend anymore and dont have the stomach to say these things to his face

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>t. peaked in high school

...

Wrong, they were both gender swapped

Based

tfw gay

You're all retarded

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Princess Zelda was genuinely born to be bred, mated, FUCKED by black men. From all standpoints this is correct. Her body is shaped like she was sculpted specifically to please fertile black bulls. Her flowing golden hair has a slight curl at the end, as if it beckons to be wrapped around a black man's knuckles while he makes her into a woman. Her bottom is soft and shapely, the cushioning plenty adequate for a pent up, powerful black bull to pound her into a creaking bed. Imagine all those years cooped up in the royal castle, never allowed to explore her femininity, all those nights spent fantasizing about what normal people do to each other. A regular dose of dick is not enough. A little elf cock like Link's can't make up properly for those years lost. Zelda's entire body, mind and soul are practically BEGGING to be bent over and dominated by a black man. Imagine her cute little ears flushing red and twitching in his hand as the black bull of her dreams goes balls deep inside her. No princess should be denied this kind of pleasure. You are legitimately a selfish person if you think Zelda shouldn't be allowed to seek out a black king to empty his balls inside her after everything she has been through.

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