Anybody saying that Mario 64 controls well is a delusional dumbass

Anybody saying that Mario 64 controls well is a delusional dumbass
The game may have a lot of jumps and moves but it controls like shit, the only reason you like it is because you watch speedrunners exploit it and you think its good or that a normal player can do that.
And the only reason why speedrunners are good at it is because the game is fucking 75 years old and they had so many time to get good at it.

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>and they had so many time to get good at it

I played it in 1996, 2019, and many years in between. The controls are solid and you're a bitch.

>he used this and has the audacity to call the controls solid

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Yes.

Lmao wtf are you trying to say? What the fuck do you use zoomer? Your mother's dildo?

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>getting filtered this hard by a game we all mastered before puberty
lmao'ing at your life.

mario was never good

Imagine being such a buttblasted zoomer that you can't write a coherent sentence, let alone play a game that's clearly stood the test of time.

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which neurological disorder causes people to struggle with the controls in this game?

this game feels and controls really well, it's the level design around that movement that's better to debate. and no, I don't have specific childhood memories of this game that makes me rosy-eyed. it just has well-defined movement.

>shit at playing the game
>GUYS THE CONTROLS ARE BAD IF YOU SUCK FUCKING BALLS AT THE GAME
every fucking time.

this controller was literally designed for this game you fucking retard

How exactly does it control like shit?

Idiot zoomer confirmed. Nintendo was scared that analog stick wouldn't catch on so they included both a dpad and an analog stick where the left hand would grip. The left grip was if the dpad was preferred. The middle grip of the analog stick was preferred. They look like idiots now because of the success of the analog stick, but at the time there wasn't precedent outside the arcade.

Mario 64 doesn't even use the pad, kill yourself.

making up stories cause you're mad you got filtered by mario 64 fucking imagine LOOOOOL

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Daily reminder if you use “zoomer doomer boomer” or any other -oomer buzzword you immediately lose the argument

Sonic adventure controls better than this game!

>Hold it by the middle and the right handle
Wow that's so hard.

The n64 controller was designed with mario64 in mind.
Its why other games control like shit

>Filtered by the N64 controller
I never had a problem with this controller. Why is it that now people believe you need 3 hands to use it?

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t. zoomer

how do you survive in the real world?

Mario 64 was a highly experimental game, Nintendo literally didnt knew how to do fully 3d games before it, movement may be a bit janky, and full of exploits, but it was a really nice for being their first time.

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People are just unable to understand how to use the controller, probably because you can't see the Z button on the frontal photos and they've never seen one in real life, let alone held one. I've had people unironically mock me for saying you're supposed to hold the middle handle and control the stick that way.

Wait
But he's fucking right, though. The N64 controller has 3 handles because Nintendo was unsure if analog movement was just a gimmick or would stay. He's literally historically correct.

the "slippery" feeling is actually what makes it fun for me. the momentum is satisfying. future mario games feel too tight for me

Is this pasta originally about Sonic Adventure? Fits perfectly.