Why did they call it the Switch?

Why did they call it the Switch?

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Because you can hack it with a paperclip.

fuck you tripfag

because you have to switch your brain off to be dumb enough to buy a $300 outdated tablet full of nothing but ports

Because the idea was that you could "Switch" from playing on your TV to playing on the go. I don't know why they kept the name for the Switch Lite though. It makes no sense considering how it can't even "Switch".

Because you play it once and switch it with a superior console.

because owning one encourages boys to switch genders

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You can you switch it off and walk away.

This is exclusive to the Lite, the OG Switch is for men.

Because the only people who play it have switched genders.

If a man that looked like that propositioned me for sex I would 100% fuck his holes.
Gay if you wouldn't.

That would still be gay though, hot but gay.

It can switch between handheld and Tabletop Mode, dumb dumb.

It can't even really do that thought without some sort of makeshift stand

I own a switch lite, what is tabletop mod?

On top of a table, numnuts.

How do you control it though

you buy more controllers.

Because you will switch to PC gaming after it got released.

>not always having a PC
lol newfag

Buying it makes you want to switch your genders.

because you switch it off and walk away.

because you put one finger in your mouth and one finger in your ass and then ya switch

I'm sure you'd be the one getting destroyed, not doing the destroying.

Pretty good user

because when you see it you switch around and walk away

We can take turns.

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You Switch it off after looking at the shit library

All the superior DS. Chads own a lite

I hope you're not being retarded on purpose just to piss me off.

The screen is tiny, whats the point?

It's a reference to the two player game "switch" where you put one finger in your mouth and the other in your asshole, and when the other person says switch, you switch.

>you will never suck a futa cock
Why live?
actual futa not dudes dressed as girls and surgery. All girl but with cock and balls

Because you Switch it for a better system

Whats the difference ? If its a good enough boobjob you cant tell it fake
Also futa is super gay