Why don't you have a job, Zig Forums?

Why don't you have a job, Zig Forums?

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I'm not retarded.

I have autism, no desire to have one since I don't have any material desires and everyone I know who has a job detests it, so there's no point at all

How are you posting on Zig Forums? Do your parents pay for everything you want?

I get welfare and live in a house share, pretty simple life

da corona

Because an out-of-control virus is killing thousands of people per day, forcing a shutdown of all public venues.

I don't want to waste my time on doing shit I hate just to make some fat fuck even richer. I'd rather be poor than a wage cuck.

I was about to get one until this shit happened, don’t feel like getting shot by a retarded conservative for enforcing a store policy or getting the coof and spreading it to my family

gonna be dead by the end of this year so i don't want to waste it slaving away

Rather spend my life in my room than as someone's slave

I say, "the Coronavirus" but I know the reality is that I can't get one anyway so it's my go-to excuse.

Cool video game thread.

i do, i just work the night shift

So you opted to waste it by posting on Zig Forums in the middle of the night instead?

I have a job that is both stressful and high responsibility but I still stay up until 2 am each morning refreshing this fucking board.

how do I get the government to pay for my food and shelter if I'm not diagnosed with anything
I'm american

Fast food wageslave here, what's a good and interesting job/industry to get into right now?

you get diagnosed with something

Yang gang

i have had 3 jobs in my life, terrible experiences with abusive bosses left me scarred for life, now I am old and haven't had a job in like 10 years, basically I became a neet I guess

You talk big for someone who uses other people as his slaves to sustain his existence. Is it your parents or the taxpayer, leech?

What are you doing that a robot can't do?

Well, I've been in the work force for a good ten years, never really was able to find anything that I could see myself doing.

So now I went back to school. I'm studying software development with a transfer program into computer science, will get an advanced diploma and bachelor's of CS in 4 years total. In my country school is mostly subsidized so I will have very little debt afterwards, and my program has a very high hire rate out of school with good starting salaries (I independently verified this with research, I didn't just take their word for it.)

While I don't want to work on games professionally, learning to code has also given me the skills to work on some games in my free time. Nothing amazing, I'm still fairly novice, but it's really fun putting the work in and having playable. I like doing game jams when I have a couple days to myself.

I moved out when I was 18 but I asked my parents if I could live with them again while I studied and they were super cool with it. It's nice being able to reconnect with my parents now that I'm an adult and more mature, we get along a lot better.

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I may be a genetic failure, but at least I make a good living. How do people who don't work have the will to live. Luxuries grow tiresome when they are no longer luxuries.

I pay taxes everytime i do literally everything whether i want to or not
Your masters are the leeches and you know that but keep sucking their cock anyway, LARPer

I'm have to much anxiety and am too depressed/unmotivated to go to a doctor or therapist
plus I don't want to have to spend ridiculous amounts of money

>noooo muh taxpayer munnies!

there are people out there that would work even if they didn't have to, their mental health depends on it; my mother hates her job but was losing her mind being cooped up all day due to corona and actually wanted to go back
there'll always be suckers to support us NEETs

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so then you won't be on welfare, pretty simple
why did you even ask?

MY FRIEND'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND
MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH
HE TELLS ME EVERY DAY
HE SAYS "MAN I REALLY GOTTA LOSE MY CHICK
IN THE WORST KIND OF WAY"
SHE SITS ON HER ASS
HE WORKS HIS HANDS TO THE BONE
TO GIVE HER MONEY EVERY PAYDAY
BUT SHE WANTS MORE DINERO JUST TO STAY AT HOME
WELL MY FRIEND
YOU GOTTA SAY
I WON'T PAY, I WON'T PAY YA, NO WAY
WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB
SAY NO WAY, SAY NO WAY, NO WAY
WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB

it's 11am here bro

Can you smuggle me into your country? America is third world

because my dad is old and busted and has no money and I'm going to end up starving on the street soon and I can't take care of myself or do anything

then

That’s worse lol

why would I whore myself to some grumpy boomer while I can just play vidya and watch anime literally all day long instead

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Based

>me working for other people's benefit is wrong
>other people working for my benefit is right

How do you live with being such a fucking hypocrite?

Better get ready for the weekend to end, wagie.

Based. Going back for a business management degree myself, planning on making sure my parents can live comfy for the rest of their lives while also being able to sustain myself.

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Fuck you kike.