Wife hid my PS4 controllers last night

Americans really will cook anything huh.

PS4 controller what the fuck, get out of the oven, you aren't even jewish

>inserting food before oven is correct temperature
>no indication if the food was frozen either and might've required thawing too, in which case there's even more reason to start the oven early

durrrrrrrr

If it's a reddit repost he put in a lot of effort to make it look real, filename says it was taken today.

cope and dilate

>>Turning on the oven before inserting food
some food needs to put put in a pre-hot oven

You know Zig Forums has a reverse image search feature, right? You aren’t a tourist, right?

DIN DINS READEEEEEY

>calls others cooklets
>doesn't know that cooking at a higher temperature for a shorter time helps retain moisture
Have you cooked anything more complicated than a premade pizza?

Why would your "wife" hide your controllers?

what did he mean by this

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modern playstation run by jews

So you killed her and came here asking how to get rid of a body right?

r u retarded

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who the fuck cooks breakfast in the oven? what the fuck were you making you fat cunt, a pie?

Who the fuck uses the oven for breakfast?

>he doesn’t pre-heat his oven to the desired temperature
ngmi, that’s the basics of fucking cooking with an oven.

Bacon? It cooks well in the oven and it saves on cook top space.

>>wife hid my PS4 controllers last night
you should have hidden your fist in her face

fucking imbecile you dont need to preheat and oven to get a bun ready for breakfast, fucking retard trying to tell others how to cook when you dont know shit yourself, please kill yourself you fucking retarded, youre probably one of those morons who goes "NOOOOO THE MEAT NEEDS TO BE AT EXACTLY THAT TEMPERATURE OR ITS WAAAAAASTEEEED, you fucking retard go kill yourself

>Oven
>Breakfast

Do Americans really?

>search google for image
>no results
shit OP.

pleb

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>str*ight """"relationships""""

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>a bun ready for breakfast
I’m sorry user

patrician taste, baked bacon is pretty good.

He got snippy at Tyrone

It's actually from a story of how some kids got their DS4 controllers hidden as a punishment and the dipshit hid them in the oven without telling his wife so when she went to preheat the oven pic related happened.

You can’t be this fucking dumb, this has to be op replying.

kill yourself faggot

Who the fuck preheats an oven without at least opening it up? Please tell me Americans are not this stupid.

imagine being married to someone who interferes with your fucking hobbies

if it was actually family that did that I could forgive them after a while and they were genuinely remorseful and understood why it was wrong, but this bitch isn't even related to you by blood, marriage ain't all that and you can just get another one, throw that bitch out

>521233156
seethe, hetmonkey
you will never experience real love

>Niggas out there eating shit called "Hörnchen".
shiggy diggy

imagine the smell

tell me, what do you eat for breakfast? are you a cerealet? get that onions milk first think in the morning? fucking nigger a bun with cheese and ham is top tier based breakfast

Imagine being such a spineless parent that you have to hide things from your child instead of just telling him to get the fuck off the playstation
>Americans
Try again you obsessed retard. Even without seeing the guy's twitter account, you should be able to tell it's not that bright at 6 in the morning so it clearly had to have been somewhere where it's much later.

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