Tarps

>villain can lay the tarps and lock you in a cage

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>fake shit

>wrestling is fake
W-what

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>American fake fighting
Always incredibly stupid and embarrassing for everyone involved.

I'm not your boy toy

I agree
The worst is when people try to imitate wrestling show bits irl
It's just as bad as weebs imitating anime

Name one sport that isnt fake or rigged af

I can't believe its not real, Nagato.

>wwe
>sport
what happened to /wwe/???

>character has a hidden tragic backstory

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>all those third world wrestling videos with either lanky kids or fat ones

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Got buried in the summer of 92 by the undercarder and triple cage
Kwab

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/wwe/ became /asp/

this shit

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Thats a big hand

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you ecelebs runnin' your twitter drama
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts "Trump" this, "Incel" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the reply button
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A burrito loving retard
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A no good fat son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna shitpost your feed
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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>people still think wrestling being fake is some sort of revelation

Is that Vasily Komatski? He is based

HOLY FINNA BASEDOLA

>vince is still butthurt about that bald headcut to this day

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Esports.

Even fake shit such as wrestling or boxing is more of a sport than Esports

Wrestling is a sport. Fake fighting is not.

So is being a stunt double that sometimes talks a sport?
Because thats what wrestlers are

Please stop calling TV show actors "wrestlers," it is an insult to every real wrestler outside of USA. Educate yourself.

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Wrestling isn't just performed in the US, retard.

Yikes. The state of this thread.
Zig Forums culture really does die during prime euro secondary hours, eh?

>Zig Forums culture
Not the hecking smash/eceleb threaderinos!

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Didn't that wrestler die falling from the ceiling?
Or did they fake his death?

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Parka and another wrestler got killed while perfoming last year
And this year rey misterio lost his eye after being dropped on the metallic stairs

Damn... the lengths wrestling goes to fake shit.