Imagine having an organization with an army of tens of thousands nobodies, 13 extremely powerful leaders, a stronghold hidden from sight, and a massive space armada, yet still getting btfo by a 15 year old with a metal stick
Imagine having an organization with an army of tens of thousands nobodies, 13 extremely powerful leaders...
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Shonen like plots always end the same. This is no place for intelligent and competent villains.
BBS was pretty good in this respect
A 15 year old with no formal training at that.
KH was nonsensical even for bad anime and should not be considered at all. Anyone who says otherwise immediately proves themselves to not be worth listening to.
Sora is a plot armor messiah
nobody fights The House of Mouse and wins.
Even then you had 3 ridiculously dumb protags with a chessmaster villain and he still only ends up barely ahead.
You become the third member of the party starting at KH1 in Traverse Town. You can pick one object in your house to become your iconic weapon. But it has to be something in your house. What is it?
A cautionary tale that no matter where you are, if you do something to piss off The Mouse he'll send someone to take care of you.
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well the realist in me wants to say aluminum baseball bat.
But I'd probably opt for a rolling office chair, use that shit like goofy uses the shield as a melee weapon, cast magic from the wheels.
>Spin attack
That sounds fun as hell.
gonna get me mallet
My idea was more for a charge. Running start, plant it on the ground, roll into them to knock enemies over.
You gonna go full Monster Hunter with the somersaults?
Isnt the whole thing about Sora is that he is powered by literally everyone else's heart?
KH3 is the only one I havent played and thats my only guess as to why Sora is so OP.
Not that it matters, considering the plot is fucking retarded anyway.
Pretty much. But his own individual heart is pretty strong too.
It's because he looped time onto itself; Sora only wins BECAUSE Xehanort made it predestined.
He made a 'Time Knot' if you get me, he visited a younger version of himself, using an older version of himself, tying a knot in time.
Then time continued onward; he pulled Xemnas and Ansem from I & II into the Future of III, then returned them to their own timelines.
This meant he tied to more knots in time. Three knots so far. Which means everything between the knots is now a fixed point. Meaning WHATEVER happens between those points, is ALWAYS going to happen. He can't travel there again and undo them. They're fixed now.
This means Sora winning is destined because he won the other times; but him winning in III is not fixed because a future version of Xehanort didn't return to III (his past) to tie a 4th Knot.
A younger version of Xehanort did travel to DDD's future timeline, making that a 4th Knot I guess, so by observing the victorious future wherein Sora is past the point of Kingdom Hearts II; he inadvertently tied the 4th knot there ensuring the ending of II always happens; Xehanort/Xemnas loses. Effectively; don't fuck with time travel. You never win.
Dude. You cracked the code.
Bump. I like Kingdom Hearts.
Corona-chan basically took out the Mouse in one punch.
The Mouse aint the real chad. Donald is. Ducks always are canonically the strongest disney characters in the canon.
Laptop or phone, obviously, it's the second-most ideal interface for magic. The most ideal would be a mind-reading intuitive benevolent AI that understands my actual desires and preferred outcome, but I don't have one at home.
me too. I hope nomura makes more action games and ditches the spin offs
I take my speakers, and become a permanent rhythm mixer.
Funny I was thinking of making a shitty webcomic similar in vein to the question I posited. Im surprised how seriously I am taking it even on a whim. One of my notes includes a scene where Merlin explains magic, like real magic, as a virus. Its basically you can know the methods, magic words, and even create your own magic and magic type shit but ONLY if you or your world was exposed to magic. It doesn't matter how much you get right if you haven't been exposed to magic. Its one of the reasons the world order is created because some worlds retained heavy amounts but others did not. And reintroducing magic could have devastating consequences. Yes, I have literal autism. But its a good thought for like a fictional series. You can't use magic unless you know it exists.
Fuck that sounds cool. What soundtracks would you weaponize?
What would Kiryu's meme song do?
I would take the furi soundtrack with me
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I havent played twewy yet so I dunno
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Gonna go Boondocks on their ass I assume? Now I want a drawfag to show Laraxane getting her shit kicked in by a dude with a belt.
tripod for my camera. its as ridiculous as a keyblade and serves a second functionality just like the keyblade does
Noice. You could be the dude who takes pictures of how badass we are.
wtf did I just read?
Fuck I hate time travel plots
And going by reports this virus situation may extend well into next year. It's a terrible time to go to any Disney theme parks. Besides did you hear? Because of inactivity Disney parks are literally infested with rats and feral cats who are drawn to the food in storage at the parks (both spread diseases all over). Disney is honestly asking for lawsuits from families if they insist on opening their parks.
Also Disney's shitty movies are simply not impressive. Who the fuck is looking forward to Soul? Who wants to see Lucas (the new Pixar film)? Who wants to see the next Gurl Powah movie about the asian princess and the tranny dragon? Also live action Mulan is thankfully looking like a failure and nigger Ariel for live action Little Mermaid? I hope all of this destroys Disney. Also Disney wrecking Star Wars while repeatedly insulting the customers directly? That is stupid of them.
My hope is that all of this crap costs Disney lots of billions and Square Enix buys the original characters of Kingdom Hearts so they can discontinue this series whenever they want. And then for Disney to still die.
I unironically think that was Nomura's plan all along. Its pure autism but I swear this KH3 bullshit is so pants on head retarded I actually could believe there is a genuine conspiracy that Nomura has to do that and he had planned it at KH inception. He who controls KH controls most of Square at this point. With the exception of Dragon Quest. Final Fantasy is a bust. Until they learn to make comfy fun Final Fantasy again that is. But Nomura does have handlers and his handlers do not care for him or his ideas. Granted he HAS some weird ideas too but we have reached conspiracy levels. Seriously. KH3 was beyond just pandering with its bullshit. At least the non Disney Bullshit. And to be honest with how fucked up Disney is as you mention I think he has a real chance to fell swoop this shit.
Pretty based idea