I'm putting together a team.
I'm putting together a team
Brandon Sullivan
Henry Reyes
TOBY, PLEASE! I REALLY NEED THIS! THE ODD GENTLEMEN SHOWED UP AGAIN AND TOOK ALL MY HOMESTUCK 2 MONEY! KATE TOOK MY BALLS WITH HER WHEN SHE LEFT! I REALLY NEED A WIN RIGHT NOW, TOBY!
Michael Bell
I'll be the ideas guy.
Bentley Cruz
FOR THE GLORY OF MANKIND, I'm in
Nathan Reyes
toby please work on dt faster I need more of the blue knight boy please
Elijah Cook
Andrew? Andrew Hussie, is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Chase Powell
I'm in.
Nicholas Price
one last job eh?
im in.
Blake Sullivan
Say no more, I'm in.
Logan Watson
you know we comin
Jaxson Lewis
Babby reporting in, you son of a bitch.
Austin Gray
Tonight, we dine in hell.
Jaxson Fisher
You called for a programmer?
Kayden Powell
You dare ask for the blessing of a god?
Grayson Gonzalez
I'll borrow you some of my perfection for this task
Carson Green
I played your game, and i'm impressed. I'm in.
Jason Gonzalez
You son of a bitch, I'm in!
Lucas Torres
He is in.
Jose Lewis
I'm interested. Count me in
Eli Lewis
You'll need a pyrotechnics expert
Jace Cooper
kino
Connor Butler
You’ll need a hacker/coder
Gavin Ross
you will need a guide in the ethereal world, Mr. Fox
Joseph Morris
Fuck you, leatherhead. I’m in.
Jackson James
Its Sumo time.
Mason Carter
Do you guys think Tobbie and Temmie have fucked?
Brayden Gonzalez
yes daily
Carter Wilson
Im pretty sure Tobby is popular enough to fuck japanese girls now, or men, idk the dude looks kind of gay desu.
Benjamin Morgan
does anyone have the vocaroo of this pasta
Xavier Russell
You need Steve.
Xavier Wright
you are going to need a token asian ninja
Hunter Gonzalez
Come on Stayveeen! We need you for this last job, son. Do it for her...
Connor Long
Need some walls??