Her entire 34 years old series has sold less copies than Smash Bros Ultimate and Animal Crossing: New Horizons

>Her entire 34 years old series has sold less copies than Smash Bros Ultimate and Animal Crossing: New Horizons

If you bet on coomer audience you lose, always

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Metroid isn’t a coomer franchise.

The reason it has sold so little is precisely because it is not a coomer series

Gee that sure looks like Samus and not some genetic whore with Nintendo merchandise

she looks like 90% of twitch whores

On Rule34 only Chun-li, Tifa, Peach and Lara Croft has more pictures and they all are from much bigger franchises, so if you compare ratio of series sales to coomer pictures drawn Sammy would win by a landslide

>Smash Bros Ultimate and Animal Crossing: New Horizons
coomers have nothing on trooners and groomers

lets be honest, if Samus wasnt a girl, her games would be as abandoned as F-zero.

It's canon that Samus is generic barbie blonde space bimbo

Damm man, what is this? Some west expectations or some shit? The damm woman spends 99% of her time is a full body armor in her games, how the hell does she fall into that category?

This. If you play Animal Crossing you're either a woman or a pedophile.

>ywn stuff your weiner in between her warm thighs

Is there a worse feeling?

>Meanwhile, in reality...

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Ouch. Owie. Oomph. That was more truth than I could handle.

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Fewer

As of other M it is. They made it clear that was the audience they wanted.

Don't correct his grammar, it outs him as a brainlet.

>Give a game to Team Ninja
>Suddenly tits
WOW

>FIVE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS

HOW

HOW

super metroid let you change the controls for a console game. botw doesnt.
its STILL ahead of the times.

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jesus that quite expensive

>other m
>created by team ninja
>famously the most unfun metroid, famously the most stupid story, famously the worst characters including samus herself
I would lecture you more like a raging autist but its more than likely you didnt play other M as nobody did.

No way anyone charges $5000 for a sketch

Artfags buy worse quality art for millions, furries are also famous for having the most wealthy commissions within the art community. Its not a hard thing to grasp.

You can charge furries anything and they'd pay it
For some reason they're all just drowning in cash

Welcome to the furry commitions community where the most degenerate gain more money

>coomer audience
If you put every frame together of Samus out of her Power or Varia Suit you’d make like a ten minute video

A metroid game would sell really well if Samus looked like this during the beginning of the game. I still do like the power suit so you should unlock that later on and when you return to rest in your ship, samus would appear in her zero suit as well.

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You would be surprised, remember we live in the age in which a banana duct taped to a wall was sold for 120,000 us dollars. It was even rotten.

A sketch selling for 5k isnt even unheard of in online commissions, its infact on the lower end of the scale for furries

Hmmm maybe an art degree isn't really worthless after all

>he says ignoring that nintendo's actual coomer IP is doing so well it has a mobage which rakes in cash
Metroid doesn't sell like shit because of coomers, it sells like shit because it's too good of a game series and goes over normalnigger heads.

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Metroid as a series is probably up there for one of the saddest Nintendo franchises

>Series was beloved and held up highly by Nintendo and Nintendo fans alike. Was one of the only examples of Nintendo embracing extremely mature themes and using them in a mainline series.
>After ZSS and Brawl, the series became known as the place that the sexy smash girl was from, and the games quickly lost steam up until every new game coming out actively spit on its own name
>Along with this, genuine fans of the series can no longer separate themselves from the people who just want to fuck Samus, since those people outnumber them 100 to 1

I say this as someone who has never played a Metroid game and is only in this thread for Samus images

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>Used to hate Zero Suit
>Total coomer now and want to see it ripped open and Samus fucked in the ass and filled in every hole

Samus coomers hated Other M.

>A metroid game would sell really well if Samus looked like this during the beginning of the game.
Exactly like that? She's deformed in that pic.

>games with not sexualized female main doesn't sell since the dawn of vidya
Who would have thought.

I slap myself in the head everyday for not getting into art

>Aroma sensei
Imagine the smell.