Enemies can taunt you

How do I know your dick is tiny?

This it's a terrible idea the smell would be atrocious at this point just go the floor..

>14cm
Depends on where you're from.

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More common with breast size

Let me use this scroll really quick

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its actually the opposite

my zenis is very small when flaccid so i avoid urinals

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As someone who had to clean shitters at my previous job, I can tell you that women are A LOT FUCKING NASTIER than men when it comes to public restrooms. That image is fake news.

The filename is the best ever conceived.

so you're saying I should go to pakistan to get laid?

Reverse those two and add used tampons on the ceiling.

The magic scroll worked. Who knew the name was accurate.

Oh fuck I never saw the filename. I got fucking baited.

>enemies can charm you
>game over instantly if alone despite the debuff lasting like 10 seconds

Yeah same. Dick is tiny soft, a bit bigger than average when hard.

I'm a janitor at a grocery store and this is indubidly false. Women's bathrooms are grosser by a wide fucking margin purely because of periods and tampons. Dudes at least have the consideration to at least attempt to keep their fluids near the bowl, but women just toss their bloody fucking rags everywhere. On the floor, on top of the toilet tank, in the sink, stuck to the wall. It's fucking nasty. I had to mop period blood of the floor that trailed from the front door, to the tampon section, then to the bathroom.

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ITS NOT TINY, YOU JUST HAVE A BIG VAGINA

I'm a janitor and this is accurate

Imagine being a literal janny, lmao. Holy kek, my dude

That's plain evil, man.

I've never even had a job
I just repeated what i hear from women

Wish I was a janny, they get paid a lot more than what I had previously.

Did you use bleach or just Fabuloso?

this, unless is a bar´s bathroom.

erect? kinda. it's cool though.

I think I might have to get a korean or japanese wife

No fucking shame in being a grower rather than a shower. If anything shocking the fuck out of a chick the moment the thing gets bigger than a fucking silent hill infinite space room makes it 100% better.

>mfw I can go on the women's bathroom when I just say I'm a tranny

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delete this fucking gif, senpai.

Get yourself a Persian qt.

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At least he was being paid. He didn't do it for free.

I just mopped it with whatever the floor cleaning solution is. The green stuff ecolab makes. When I clean the walls and shit I just use paper towels and the orange ecolab juice.

There's some shame because it sucks not being able to dickprint. I do like the efficiency and utility of it. My dick disappears when not needed, pulling it out of harm's way. Like a turtle.

Shit sucks. Especially with covid because we actually have to give a damn about sanitation instead of just making sure things are visibly clean.

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A big fat goose-egg?

fuck, kill or marry, Zig Forums?

marry right, fuck elaine, kill left

If work taught me something is that whenever we have a unsanitary issue with the toilets, it's always the women's restroom. They're fucking nasty

Based janny
Cheers

Hot pockets

>middle eastern gf
fuck no
they are loud and obnoxious as fuck
still would smash though, just not ongoing smash