That kid that claimed he could get over 300 MPH

>that kid that claimed he could get over 300 MPH

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Horse shit

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There's a board for this trash now, use it.

>Not manipulating your frame rate to get a better score

what was the song that played when you got a really good smack?

there's a flash game board?

You could easily with a right click trick or a passed the boundaries trick. You just needed to get gud

where retard

>Grab giant hand
>Drag mouse to the right, outside game box
>Keep mouse outside game box until you're left of the monke
>Bring mouse back into game box

I have now beaten your game

this wasn't a mobile game dumb fucktard

Kill yourself as soon as possible

>newfags so new they don't know /f/ exists

i know, i just dont give a shit faggot

>implying anyone uses that Dead board

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>op can't get over 300 mph

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/f/ is such a fucken weird board

it's always people posting the same shit over and over like it's an inside joke but it's just shitty prog rock with a terrible anime playing

>/f/
let me laugh even harder

>Tfw never realized this was a metaphor for masturbation as a kid.

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>slap the monkey/spank the monkey
jesus you must have been slow but so was i, i wasted hours playing a section of a game where i'm underleveled dying over and over again til i beat it after like 3 days.

I've done it before, but only by exploiting the window frame

ez

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>right click right side of screen
>left click left side of screen
>spank monkey at 999mph
instant win

Me neither but I don't blame myself, being an ESL and all.

>he doesn't unironically like watching lolicatgirls and gardevoir paizuri for the 1000th time

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No, I wasn't slow. At least, not much... Just naive.

oh wow thats even better than my previous method, got 4079.

NINE NAKED MEN

That's just English being degenerate, you can search pretty much anything on urbandictionary and it will return some obscene shit

why would you, it doesn't make any sense

adults are fucking retarded

how is a penis at all related to a monkey and why would it be spanked
in what circumstances are real monkeys spanked to begin with from which to derive the slang

world is gay

based and redpilled

further proof that coomers are truly the worst

Good times by Chic

touhou tuesday... i'm gonna be sad when it dies. perhaps the most cultured board on Zig Forums

t.zoomer

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