Is Link a simp?
Is Link a simp?
Adrian Taylor
David Walker
No I am.
Aaron Garcia
Is that supposed to be Kass' teacher?
Hudson Reyes
he's fucking paya so he's fine
Brandon Fisher
No? Why the fuck should Link care about Zelda when hes got grade SSS Fish pussy at home?
Gabriel Powell
Considering that he’s the princess’ bodyguard, the king probably had him castrated. It was a common practice back in the medieval times.
Cooper Smith
kill yourself cuck
Jose Young
The fish is dead
Xavier Murphy
Yes but for fish people
Juan Smith
If you read Zelda's diary she says Link was generally uninterested with her, so no.
Carson Hill
/thread
Carson Turner
Me in the right
Charles Wright
What do we have to do to get another chad COLONIZER Link?
Ryan Reyes
I don't think BotW Link is. He only wanted to be a great knight. Whether he was Zelda's knight or not, he would've given his all.
Cameron Nguyen
Does it really matter? Nigga won in the end.
Connor Wilson
No. Link doesn't give a fuck about Zelda unless he's getting a fight out of it.
Lucas Morgan
>Dead Mipha
Did he really?
Brayden Reed
Can’t fuck a fish. She lays eggs and you cum on them
Logan Perry
work as a bodyguard
very high status job lots of pay
have a girlfriend and a life besides work
get called simp for not fucking your client
Cooper Richardson
Kass' teacher is a Rito. He specifically mentions it at one point.
Christian Ross
Hero of Time Link was a chad and had many bitches after his dick
Jordan Price
>Is Link a simp?
No, Mipha sure is tho
Xavier Ross
Wait really? I could've sworn I remembered Kass saying his teacher was Sheikah
Nathan Johnson
But that image is from the past, when the fish was alive
Angel Flores
When you have a brown giantess and a fish princess why would you want a normal human?
Nathaniel Wood
Why was Tetra black?
Ian Jenkins
Ok yeah, they were Sheikah, as per the Zelda wiki
>When visited at night, he will reveal that his teacher was a Sheikah poet who lived in Hyrule Castle before the Calamity struck and had an unrequited love for Princess Zelda.
Lucas Rogers
It could be after Hyrule was rebuilt.
Brandon Flores
link has absolutely no sexual attraction to zelda, and its arguable this is a constant for every link and every zelda. the very concept that the stories take place one after another implies that link and zelda have never once had any sexual encounters as link is never related to zelda- as all the heroes of time are related to eachother instead.
zelda on the other hand is chosen by the goddess instead of blood so if anything she's the one simping for link's femboy cock but never fucking gets it because some fucking fish or some farm girl that smells like she shat herself gets it instead
Kayden Walker
The thirsty goddess inside the normal human disagrees.
Levi Hughes
Well they could also rebuilt the fucking fish or something!
Aaron Edwards
Zelda has autism in Botw it's why it took her so long to use magic
Caleb Mitchell
>we can rebuild her
>we have the technology
Eli Kelly
Link clearly has the hots for Zelda in PH, SS, and ST.
Isaac Lopez
Link's soul doesn't need to inhabit a body that was related to his last one
Jaxson Phillips
Of course he is.
Colton Murphy
RoboMipha will happen in Breath of the Wild 2.
Thomas Nelson
You should check out the Japanese versions of the journal entries. It was removed from the Western versions, but they were all supposed to be written from Link's perspective, and gives more insight into his personality. In them, there are definite hints that he develops feelings for her post-memory loss.
Easton Wilson
They were right to take that shit out. Lazy storytelling.