Why aren’t you playing?

Why aren’t you playing?

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because i can just google porn

because the characters have no specularity and look like shitty dry clay models that absorb all moisture the second it touches their bone dry clay bodies.

>Do you want to have fun?
NO!

>Do you want to quickly rank up to your appropriate skill level and then fight a variety of frustrating matches against people who are the same skill level as you, all while dealing with input lag in a game where 3-frames matter!?
YEAH!!

>Well do I have the perfect genre of games for you!!!!!
{online competitive games are a meme}

those are men

look at the feet and hands

is this shit taken in game or made in sfm/blender?

>entire female cast look like roid gorillas

Yuck.
Did they hire some retard with muscle fetish as lead designer?

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There should be a shota in the middle

>no poison
shit pic

SF5's art direction isn't attractive in the slightest, all the women look fucking deformed.

It's a picture of all the girls.

I played earlier today but felt too tired to focus properly.

I got sick of the wake-up game. It's just coin flips.
>they gonna throw or meaty?
>oh they went for a light attack
>now are they gonna throw or frame-trap?
All of this shit is unreachable and can only be beaten by the hardest of reads aka backdash, block, etc. If you don't have an invincible wake-up option it's the worst. Capcom really wants to force people into this guessing game because they made invulnerable dps require meter and they increased the damage of counter hits against inv dps. I really miss all the options in sfiv.

welcome to every fighting game with knockdowns ever

low t incarnate

i hate fake boobs

because i get the error 40002 every match after 20 seconds.
if anyone have an idea how to fix that shit, please let me know

Because there's no mode where I can see all of them take a fat shit

>Kolin
Fucking YIKES

I don't have enough melanin to have a desire to play bix nood games.

haha imagine they raping me haha that would be silly xD

not true at all. Look at wake-up options in Tekken, Blazblue, or DBFZ. I played abel and rolento in iv and they both had escape options for meter (abel's roll and rolento's wall jump). Both of those options had to be read to be beaten. You also had invulnerable back dashing. You really can't do shit to avoid oki pressure in sfv

>Kolin with short hair

Whoa now I see why she has all these weirdo fans

why aren't there any cute lolis in nu-street fighter?
pretty sure the schoolgirl and the blonde with the curls used to be younger back in the 2d era

What did you do with Mika's eyebrows?

Because those designs are shit.

Imagine actually thinking this looks good.

disgusting
all look like man
kill yourself

Imagine Kolin using your face as her personal seat

stop making me HORNY

Waiting for Akira.

I'll just watch porn to jack off. Like a normal decent human.

I'm on Wifi snd can't get a powerline adapter for another two weeks.

Do they actually help or are they just a meme?

>look at the feet
Oh, I am!

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